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Song Parodies -> "Born To Sing Real Crappy"

Original Song Title:

"Born To Make You Happy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Born To Sing Real Crappy"

Parody Written by:

Jane Doe

The Lyrics

Ohh my ears
Ohh yeaa
Ohh yeaa

I'm singing here alone in my room
And thinking 'bout the vocals I do
I'm looking at a mic in my hand
Trying my best to understand
I really want to know what they did wrong
Why I'm hired me to sing these songs
America must hear my plight
And the tone that I can't get quite right

I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy
Cannot figure out why they like me
I was born to sing real crappy
Dress up in these really slutty clothes
To distract, God only knows
I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy

Don't know why you listen to this song
Thank God it don't go on too long
Cuz having to listen to me
Is torture to your ears, you see
Don't want to fry an ear or two
But forgive me if I do
America must hear my plight
And the tone that I can't get quite right

I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy
Can't figure out why they like me
I was born to sing real crappy
Dress up in these really slutty clothes
To distract, God only knows
I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy

I'm so sorry
That you listen to me
But I'm 'Not a girl', you see
Just buy some earplugs (just buy some earplugs)
It's better, I swear (It's better, I swear)
Thank the lord that I won't be there

I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy
Can't figure out why they like me
I was born to sing real crappy
Dress up in these really slutty clothes
To distract, God only knows
I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy

I was born to sing real crappy

Dress up in these really slutty clothes
To distract, God only knows
I don't know how to warble out a tune
I was born to sing real crappy
Hope you liked it!

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Mike Florio - January 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I am applauding right now(you cannot see it)...Genius...My idea really caught on...
AmishJD - January 30, 2003 - Report this comment
great parody. 5,5,5
Sluggy123 - March 01, 2003 - Report this comment
This was really funny, well done!
me - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
omg im laffing hard lol SO TRUE!!! lol ur kool rock on ;-)
LadyLuckMoony - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
How true that is! 5,5,5. Great job!
becky - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
man tht was klass!
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment
HALLULUAJA!
Sarah - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
How true. Bravo!

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