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Song Parodies -> "Horror (Ode To Christina)"

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Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Horror (Ode To Christina)"

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The Lyrics

This is another one of my Anti Christina Aguilera's, hope y'all enjoy it. This parody is not meant to be taken seriously, so sorry if I offend anyone. I just wish Christina knew how to dress, I mean, MAN! P.S. I like Britney and just used this song so fans please don't go on dissing me for doing so.
*intro - Little girl turns on TV, flipping through the channels, stops on MTV as they show Christina's new video.. girl drops the remote, and screams.. music starts*

Boo! Yeah.. (AAAAH)

Please, shut up
There's nothing that can save me from
I've had enough
Why did she have to go and sing that song

I thought psycho killers were worst
But I'm wrong

Christina's Horror,
I'm filled with fright
Fake Blue eyes, hair of peroxide
Her videos are making my eyes sore (she's killin me)
She's one HORROR

Can she possibly put on less clothes..
Maybe.. (AAAAAAAH)
She might have been beautiful
If she stayed out of Make Up stores

You might think she's nothing more
Than a ho

But she's a horror
I'm filled with fright
Fake Blue eyes, hair of peroxide
Her songs I've heard, now my ears are no more
She's one HORROR

There she goes.. Barbie's clone
Wearin nothing, just flesh and bones

There she goes.. all alone, now..
She injured Godzilla, with a few notes, now..

There's that ho, there's that ho.....
(people scream, lightning flashes three times, rain falling, people around Christina collapsing.. flies surround her)

Christina: here I go...
here I go...

(Children scream, dogs howl and TV explodes)

Horror, please go away
Tried bombing you but we failed
Your sluttiness is killing everyone..
You're a HORROR

I'm filled with fright
Fake Blue eyes, hair of peroxide
Her songs I've heard, now my ears are no more
She's one HORROR

*Outro -TV Reporter: ...and more than 500 people lay motionless last night, still alive but seems to be shocked.. who is responsible? Police are investigating but found nothing.. will we ever know wh... (tv is turned off mysteriously and Christina's cackle is heard)*

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hottopicfairy - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
very funny. great lyrics. I could not agree more
kelly - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
yay, funniness....

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