I know when your naughty
Or nice that's what I'm 'bout
You try to wake at three
But you can't seek me out
You try to see me
But it just hurts too much
I be down your chimney
Gimme milk and cookies in a cup
Sorry if you kids confused
I know you guys are only two
But I won't turn around
But I won't turn around

You think I'm acted out but I do
Think that we all have doubts but I don't
Please gimme cookies
And I'll put stuff under your Christmas tree
Won't be that Grinch guy now, but you don't
Think that I exist on my own
Don't know philosophy
But I'll put stuff under your tree

"....Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
Just sleep with your eyes shut tight
These are the reasons
Not to be up at night (2-4)
Tell me "No Snow" - This is my show
'Cos you don't know, know what I know
Let Claus tell you how it feels
Kiddos it's time that you see me for real
Sorry if you kids confused
I know you guys are only two
But I won't turn around
But I won't turn around

You think I'm acted out but I do
Think that we all have doubts but I don't
Please gimme cookies
And I'll put stuff under your Christmas tree
Won't be that Grinch guy now, but you don't
Think that I exist on my own
Don't know philosophy
But I'll put stuff under your tree


12/24 , That is my show
Better watch out , better not cry, don't you know

12/24 , That is my show
Better watch out , better not cry, don't you know

You think I'm acted out but I do
Think that we all have doubts but I don't
Just gimme cookies
And I'll put stuff under your Christmas tree (tree)
Won't be that Grinch guy now, but you don't
Think that I exist on my own
Don't know philosophy (I don't know philosophy, yeah)
But I'll put stuff under your Christmas tree
You think I'm acted out but I do
Think that we all have doubts but I don't
Just give me cookies (Gimme cookies)
I'll put stuff under your Christmas tree

You think I'm acted out but I do
Think that we all have doubts but I don't
Please gimme cookies
And I'll put stuff under your Christmas tree

You think I'm acted out but I do
Think that we all have doubts but I don't
Just gimme cookies
I'll put stuff under your Christmas tree
Won't be that Grinch guy now, but you don't
Think that I exist on my own (I don't exist on my own)
Don't know philosophy
I'll put junk up your Christmas tree