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Song Parodies -> "Disconnected"

Original Song Title:

"Overprotected"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Disconnected"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

The thing I hate most about AOL. btw, E in the first verse is Internet Explorer.
[Sounds of dialing up to AOL play in the background]

(Spoken:)
It wastes time, time
(Love)
Joy
(Joy)
Its speed's a disgrace
(Hate)
Now, I need E
(Welcome!)

(You've Got Mail!)

Say hello to the dude
That I am
Internet's meant to be
Damn faster than this
AOL makes mistakes
It's a joke It's a scam
And I don't need to be
Damn disconnected

(Goodbye!)

There must be
Another way
'Cause I believe in
Taking chances
But who am I to say
What a dude is to do?
God, AOL sucks!!

Will this be the end
Of my life?
(You will find it out
Don't worry)
Do they not realize
This isn't right?
(Goodbye!)
I can't stand this AOL
Because I'm getting
Disconnected

I mutter what I'd like
What I'd want
It's what I don't
No matter what I do
I'm disconnected

AOL is old
I can't believe that I have to live this hell
of getting disconnected

There must be
Another way
'Cause I believe in
Taking chances
But who am I to say
What a dude is to do?
God, AOL sucks!!

Will this be the end
Of my life?
(You will find it out
Don't worry)
Do they not realize
This isn't right?
(Goodbye!)
I can't stand this AOL
Because I'm getting
Disconnected

[Dial tone plays in background]

It wastes time
Love
What a disgrace (I've had it)

I dont need the Internet goofing
on me it's redic- redic- re- re- re-
Rediculous (Dial tone gets louder) where is my destiny
I say no no company's just tellin' me
Just rediculous (Welcome!)
Im so fed up with AOL
Torturing me this crap just isn't for me (Welcome!)

(You've Got Mail!)
Will this be the end
Of my life?
(You will find it out
Don't worry)
Do they not realize
This isn't right?
(Goodbye!)
I can't stand this AOL
Because I'm getting
Disconnected


I dont need the Internet goofing
on me it's redic- redic- re- re- re-
Rediculous (Dial tone gets louder) where is my destiny
I say no no company's just tellin' me
Just rediculous (Welcome!)
Im so fed up with AOL
Torturing me this crap just isn't for me (Welcome!)

Will this be the end
Of my life?
(You will find it out
Don't worry)
Do they not realize
This isn't right?
(Goodbye!)
I can't stand this AOL
Because I'm getting
Disconnected

(Goodbye! Dial tone plays in background/Fade out)

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 10

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AmishJD - December 03, 2002 - Report this comment
I thought this is parody is underrated. I gave it 3,4,4. I thought it was good
Sarah - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
how much stuff that you send?
Andrew Darwitan - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Triple 5 for you. Hate it also when my computer disconnected.

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