Song Parodies -> Britney
| Original Song Title: | "Boys" |
| Original Performer: | Britney Spears |
| Parody Song Title: | "Britney" |
| Parody Written by: | Mel Kleindienst |
*shudders* Sorry Brit.S fans, I just had to do this... but I have a reason: BRITNEY IS FAKE! PS: There's no swearing, and it's quite original so Enjoy!
I spotted you miming, made all the world stare
Your evil brown eyes, and dyed blonde hair
I shouldn't really listen to anything you do
But just one question: what is real about you
What does it take for media to farewell Britney
It's not like we really have a choice now do we
I'm a nice girl, but she can't be
Let us turn around and ignore this infantry
(Britney) She needs to be taught
(Britney) Now so we can survive
(Britney) Aren't you getting sick yet
(Britney) Of this little girl
It's murder on the dance floor, you better not move
must have done something wrong I don't see a groove
You're looking at me, with that evil attitude
But the way I look back changes your mood
What would it take for you to see it's not me
Who committed that hateful crime on Justin T
You think I'm just all that
But compared to Britney I'm too flat
(Britney) Please get off the screen
(Britney) Now so we can survive
(Britney) Please get off the radio
(Britney) Oh, this little girl
Tonight it's the night
Have no fear
there's no time to loose
We're going out
To make her gone
So next week will be peaceful
(Britney) She needs to be taught
(Britney) Now so we can survive
(Britney) Aren't you getting sick yet
(Britney) Of this little girl
(Britney) Please get off the screen
(Britney) Now so we can survive
(Britney) Please get off the radio
(Britney) Oh, this little girl
Oh...
Oh...
Your evil brown eyes, and dyed blonde hair
I shouldn't really listen to anything you do
But just one question: what is real about you
What does it take for media to farewell Britney
It's not like we really have a choice now do we
I'm a nice girl, but she can't be
Let us turn around and ignore this infantry
(Britney) She needs to be taught
(Britney) Now so we can survive
(Britney) Aren't you getting sick yet
(Britney) Of this little girl
It's murder on the dance floor, you better not move
must have done something wrong I don't see a groove
You're looking at me, with that evil attitude
But the way I look back changes your mood
What would it take for you to see it's not me
Who committed that hateful crime on Justin T
You think I'm just all that
But compared to Britney I'm too flat
(Britney) Please get off the screen
(Britney) Now so we can survive
(Britney) Please get off the radio
(Britney) Oh, this little girl
Tonight it's the night
Have no fear
there's no time to loose
We're going out
To make her gone
So next week will be peaceful
(Britney) She needs to be taught
(Britney) Now so we can survive
(Britney) Aren't you getting sick yet
(Britney) Of this little girl
(Britney) Please get off the screen
(Britney) Now so we can survive
(Britney) Please get off the radio
(Britney) Oh, this little girl
Oh...
Oh...
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I think it was rude to submit this parody in time for Brit's 21st birthday. Also, haven't y'all heard "Cinderella"? Clas SIC!
Rememnber: I am not a fan, I don't care about her, ever since she was first heard of by me I have only kept my mouth shut. I actually have never heard her live, and I doubt she has ever done a REAL live show.
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