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Song Parodies -> "I Am Too Lazy"

Original Song Title:

"You Drive Me Crazy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Too Lazy"

Parody Written by:

Mad Maxx

The Lyrics

Baby, I don't have a clue
I am so stupid, what can I do
Sorry this crap is so loud (no!)
The record's spinning, but you don't like the sound
Everytime you look at me
You have to vomit, it's easy to see
Singing this pays so much more
More than anything that I earned before

I am too lazy
I just cant't sing
I'm not excited, I suck too much
Sorry this crap is on all night
But singing this crap keeps my bank account alright

Tell me where to buy some gas
To burn my CD's and stop all this mess
Tell me this all is not true
That I'm not singing
this garbage to you
But singing this pays so much more
More than anything that I earned before

I am too lazy
I just cant't sing
I'm not excited, I suck too much
Sorry this crap is on all night
But singing this crap keeps my bank account alright


(c) 2000 by Mad Maxx



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"Most Times"

(Britney Spears - "Sometimes")


You say you want to f*** with me
like you can't keep your dirty hands away from me
it's not that I don't want it (yeah!)
but every time I start to sing you run away

You don't wanna hear anything that I sing
because it sounds so bad
And if you like my music, move fast
'cause if you know these things our friendship won't last

(Chorus)
Most times I suck
Sometimes your d***
Most times I'm scared of me
but all I really want is to earn much cash
sing this trash, sing it by day and night
Baby just give me your cash

I don't set the volume high
'cause everytime that I'm alone I do know why
Hope that you buy my CD
you'll see that it is crap but cash for me

You don't wanna hear anything that I sing
because it sounds so bad
And if you like my music, move fast
'cause if you know these things our friendship won't last

(Chorus)
Most times I suck
Sometimes your d***
Most times I'm scared of me
but all I really want is to earn much cash
sing this trash, sing it by day and night
Baby just give me your cash

I just sing some crap and you will see
you won't find a more annoying CD
If you hate me and I kill your nerve...
Damn I don't know another verse!

(Chorus 2x)

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