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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Ho 4 U"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Slave 4 U"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Ho 4 U"

Parody Written by:

lisa87

The Lyrics

I know I may be a ho but I've got feelings too
And I'm gonna do what I feel like doin
So give me a tip and just listen

All you people look at me like I'm a little ho
Well why don't you think it'd be ok for me to strip out of my clothes?
Everyones saying, "You fine girl, come dancin in the club"
Well I'm just tryin' to earn a buck, 'cause dancing's what I love, yeah

Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it

I know I may come off quiet
I may come off shy
But I feel like dancin', feel like strippin' when I see this guy
I want you, you want me, what the hell, who cares
All I know is you're so happy when I'm dancin there.

CHORUS

I'm a ho for you
When there's a stage, I dance around upon it
I'm a ho for you
When there's a pole, I swing myself around it.

Baby, don't you wanna dance up on me
Maybe we can go back to your place
Oh, baby, don't you wanna dance up on me
Forget the legal age

Like that. You like that?
Yeah. Now watch me
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it

I really wanna sleep tonight with you
I really wanna do what you want me to
I really wanna sleep tonight with you
I really wanna do what you want me to

Baby, don't you wanna dance up on me
On the bed that's at your place
Oh, baby, don't you wanna dance up on me
I'm earnin' more than minimum wage

CHORUS - repeat

Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it

CHORUS - repeat

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 10

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