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Song Parodies -> "Dear Diary (Linkin Park Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Diary"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Diary (Linkin Park Remix)"

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The Lyrics

I wrote this parody for the same reson I wrote the "Lonely" parody.
Dear diary
Today I saw a not girl, not yet woman
And I wondered if she noticed me
She took our breaths away

Dear diary
We can't get her off our minds
And we've got to sing a song with her today

No one in this world
Knows us better than you do
So diary we'll confide in you

Dear diary
Today I saw Britney
As she walked by I thought she smiled at me

And I wondered
Does she know what's in our heart
I tried to smile, but I could hardly breathe

Should I tell her how I feel
Or would that scare her away
Diary, tell us what to do
Please tell us what to say

Dear diary
One touch of her hand
Now I can't wait to see her-er again

She smiled
And I thought my heart could fly
Diary, do you think that we'll be more than friends?
I've got a feeling we'll be so much more
Than dudes

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Pacing: 1.9
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Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 7

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