Song Parodies -> Cinderella (The Hair Band)

Original Song Title:

"Cinderella"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

  
Parody Song Title:

"Cinderella (The Hair Band)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

I just like making fun of old hair bands from the 80s. One of the most famous was Cinderella ("Nobody's Fool"). Here is my ode to an obscure hair band.
We used to be a hair band and I know we did it well
Oh yes you know its true
We called ourselves Cinderella
All our fans would cheer and yell
And we'd be there for you

Now we're back
With Poison and Trixter
We're named after a fairy tale
Here we are with mediocrity
I've had enough
Let's come back and stay

(Chorus)
we're sorry for running away like this
And we're sorry, I've already made our wish
Yaaaaahhhhhh!!!, 'Cause Cinderella don't want to go

From time to time
No airplay would make me lose my mind.
They'd tell me not today.
Where'd "Nobody's Fool" end up at?
"That Cinderella band"
was all you had to say

Now we're back
With Poison and Trixter
We're named after a fairy tale
Here we are with mediocrity
I've had enough
Let's come back and stay

(Chorus)
we're sorry for running away like this
And we're sorry, I've already made our wish
Yaaaaahhhhhh!!!, 'Cause Cinderella don't want to go
We're sorry for leaving my life behind
Don't worry y'all will be alright
Yaaaaahhhhhh!!!, 'Cause Cinderella don't want to go

[Cheesy hair-metal guitar solo *Not in original song. The guitarist sets the guitar on flames and smashes it to smitherines.]

"Y'all ready to rock!!?"
("Yeah!")
"I said, y'all ready to rock!!??"
("Yeah!")
"Three, four...!"

(Voice)
You use to say I want you
You cast me in your spell
I did everything you wanted me to do
But now I shout
First your reasons why you lie to me
I wont be blind you see
My love it can't be sacrificed
I won't pretend to be

We're so sorry
Dudes who hate us will lose their minds

We have returned for you

We're glad to say
We're gonna stay now
Don't worry we'll party all night...

We're gonna stay
We've made up our minds now
Rock and roll and night and party every day
(Three, foooooooooooo'!!!!)

(Chorus)
we're sorry for running away like this
And we're sorry, I've already made our wish
Yaaaaahhhhhh!!!, 'Cause Cinderella don't want to go
We're sorry for leaving my life behind
Don't worry y'all will be alright
Yaaaaahhhhhh!!!, 'Cause Cinderella don't want to go
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