You tell me you can't stand my voice,
That you cant wait for me to crack a middle C,
Its not like every note is flat,
I need those skin-tight pants to hide my stomach flab.
I want to believe that my tits aren't synthetic,
Because its so pathetic,
But if you mock my implants-that nothing-
You'll piss yourself when i try to dance!

Sometimes im blonde,
Sometimes im brown,
Sometimes my hair is red,
But all i really need are my shitty wigs,
Or pony tail,
Someone to write my songs,
I have no ability.