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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not a Man, Not Yet a Woman"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not a Man, Not Yet a Woman"

Parody Written by:

Chris Smith

The Lyrics

This one's about someone who's cheap doctor cancelled his sex change midway due to the patient's inability to pay the bill.
I used to think
I had too much masculinity.
But now I know
It's about time I get a sex change.

But the doc stopped in the middle.
That's when I realized...

I'm not a man...
not yet a woman.
All I need is cash,
that doc's a piece of trash.
Now, I'm inbetween.
I'm not a man.

There is no need to make fun of me.
It's time that I learn to get all the cash on my own.
I only need a bit more now,
So don't call me hermaphrodite.


But if you look at me closely...
you will see it in my eyes...
This guy just wants to lose his wang...

I'm not a man
(I'm not a man, I don't care what you believe)
Not yet a woman
(I'm just trying to find the woman in me, yeah.)
All I need is cash (Oh, all I need is cash)
The doc's a piece of trash (You trash)
Now I'm inbetween.


I'm not a man... Ooh...
Not yet a woman...
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