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Song Parodies -> "Flat As The Floor"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Flat As The Floor"

Parody Written by:

Pop Sux!

The Lyrics

This is a story about a girl named Paige...

Early morning she wakes up
flat, flat, flat as the floor
It's time to buy a new
push-up bra cuz this
ones not working out!
Paige thinks...
"I'm so flat, flat as paper mario"

Then she says:

I need to buy a new
push-up bra
So I am not as flat as the floor!
I wish I where Britney Spears
to have some big fake ones, finally!
I know whats missing... the tissue!
I really hate Britney Spears so this is my song parody, so that "pop princess" can get a load of this!! She is definantly faking about those boobs being real!

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 10

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