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Song Parodies -> "Not A Girl, Not Even Female"

Original Song Title:

"Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Not A Girl, Not Even Female"

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The Lyrics

I used to think, that i was a female
But, now i know that genders don't always go my way.
Feels like I'm caught between genders, that's when i realize....
I'm not a girl, not even female.
No amount of time, could help me be a guy, while i'm tied between,
I'm not a girl
There is no need to date me.
Its time that i learn to face up to being a guy!
I've seen so many more girls than you know now, so don't tell me to date a guy.
repeat chorus
I'm not a girl, but if you look at me closely, you will see that i'm a guy.
This dude will always find, his girl.
I'm not a girl, don't tell me thati'm made f silicone.
Not even female, i'm just trying to find the guy in me.
All i need is guys, a girl that is mine while i'm gendered up.
i'm not a girl, ooo not even female.

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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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