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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Slave To Booze"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Slave 4 You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Slave To Booze"

Parody Written by:

Lisa

The Lyrics

I heard Britney is drinking a lot since Justin left her. So here's my ode to her addiction.
Spoken:
"You know I just got dumped.
So, I'm feeling kinda low.
And I need to drink until I pass out.
So watch me get smashed and act stupid."

All you people look at me and say that I'm too young
But I can't help it if I'm happy when I'm chugging rum
Bartenders keep telling me that I'm not twenty one
Who cares if puking all night is my version of fun?

Chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it more
Chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it more
Chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it more

Well right now I need a shot
And some vodka too
And please don't sit right next to me
Or I might spew on you
And even though this is illegal
I'll go to the next bar
'Cause laws do not apply to you
When you're a superstar

I'm a slave to booze
I can't stop drinking
Beer is all I'm thinking
I'm a slave to booze
Since Justin dumped me
I need someone to hump me

Baby, won't you buy me
One more drink now?
Or maybe two or four?
Now baby, I'm still sober
The night's not over
'Till I can't remember my name

Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me now
Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me now
Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me now

I really wanna stop drinking tonight
I really wanna 'cause I know that it's not right
Now I'm gonna stop, that's what I'll do
Oh the hell with it- I'll have a Molson too

Oh baby, my mind's flipping
Who needs sipping?
I'll down it in one gulp
Oh baby, I can't stop doing
All this puking
I hope that wasn't a new shirt

I'm a slave to booze
My words are slurring
Everything is blurring
I'm a slave to booze
Who cares 'bout scandals?
I'll have a Jack Daniels

Gimme gimme, gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme more

Passin' passin', passin' passin, out
Passin' passin', passin' passin' out
Fallin' fallin', fallin' fallin' down

I'm a slave to booze
This drink's a doozy
And now I'm getting woozy
I'm a slave to booze
I'm really swaying
I don't know what I'm saying

I'm sooo drunk.

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