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Song Parodies -> "I'm Still Alive, Not Yet A Dead Duck"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Still Alive, Not Yet A Dead Duck"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A new videotape with Osama bin Laden in it has shown up recently. Does this mean that the world's most wanted man is alive and well? Maybe, maybe not.
(Instrumental intro)

I used to think
That my bombs could blow up anything
But now I know
Missiles are going my way, yeah...

Feels like I'm caught in a bullseye
That's when I realize...

I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
All I need is time
To plan a bigger crime
While I'm in hiding

Now the US is after me
With no allies
I must soon hide in my cave of stone
And no, I don't want to be caught now
So now I must start to hide

I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
All I need is time
To get a chance to hide
While I am running

I'm still alive
But they are watching me closely
They see the white of my eyes
And the bullets will fly
This way

I'm still alive
(I'm still alive I don't wanna leave a trail)
Not yet a dead duck
(I'm just tryin' not to be sent up to jail, yeah)
All I need is time
While I turn tail and hide
While I shave my beard

I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
Now I'll do hard time
They sentenced me to life
For my crimes I'll pay

I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
Copyright 2002 by Leo.More rewrites atLeo's Song Parody Page

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