Song Parodies -> Dear Journal ( The Leroy Story)
| Original Song Title: | "Dear Diary" |
| Original Performer: | Britney Spears |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dear Journal ( The Leroy Story)" |
| Parody Written by: | James |
This song is just like Britneys- It barely rhymes
Dear Journal
Today I beat up Leroy
And I wondered if he's mad at me
Cause he stole my car away
Dear Journal
I can't get him to give it back
Plus he kicked me
I think maybe he's gay
No one in this universe
Gives a crap about me
So journal I'll talk to thee
Dear Journal
Today I kicked Leroy
As he punched me I swore he laughed
And I thought
And it really hurt my head
I tried to giggle, but I don't know math
Should I beat him up again
Or would that make him throw a fit
Journal, tell me what to do
Cause I'm an idiot
Dear Journal
One slap of his hand
Now I can't wait to beat Leroy again
He sneered
And he said I could fly
Journal, so I jumped off the gym roof
No I'm impaled on a pole
Today I beat up Leroy
And I wondered if he's mad at me
Cause he stole my car away
Dear Journal
I can't get him to give it back
Plus he kicked me
I think maybe he's gay
No one in this universe
Gives a crap about me
So journal I'll talk to thee
Dear Journal
Today I kicked Leroy
As he punched me I swore he laughed
And I thought
And it really hurt my head
I tried to giggle, but I don't know math
Should I beat him up again
Or would that make him throw a fit
Journal, tell me what to do
Cause I'm an idiot
Dear Journal
One slap of his hand
Now I can't wait to beat Leroy again
He sneered
And he said I could fly
Journal, so I jumped off the gym roof
No I'm impaled on a pole
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