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Song Parodies -> "Dear Journal ( The Leroy Story)"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Diary"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Journal ( The Leroy Story)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This song is just like Britneys- It barely rhymes
Dear Journal
Today I beat up Leroy
And I wondered if he's mad at me
Cause he stole my car away

Dear Journal
I can't get him to give it back
Plus he kicked me
I think maybe he's gay

No one in this universe
Gives a crap about me
So journal I'll talk to thee

Dear Journal
Today I kicked Leroy
As he punched me I swore he laughed

And I thought
And it really hurt my head
I tried to giggle, but I don't know math

Should I beat him up again
Or would that make him throw a fit
Journal, tell me what to do
Cause I'm an idiot

Dear Journal
One slap of his hand
Now I can't wait to beat Leroy again

He sneered
And he said I could fly
Journal, so I jumped off the gym roof
No I'm impaled on a pole

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How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 5

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