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Song Parodies -> "Yucky"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

F-ck Miracle Whip! Yes, even White people are divided over MW vs Mayo. Mayo dominates!
This is a story about a dressing that's yucky!

Hate the taste, I'll throw up
An abomination I abhor
Depression stuff, salad cream vile
It's NOT mayo, witchKraft poor
It smells
It's disgusting, can make you hurl
Most complain...

It's so yucky, in that jar
Folks who buy, buy, buy it aren't that smart, thinking
That this dressing belongs on a knife
Making a sandwich with it just ain't right

Tuna fish, wanna scream
My Chicken Spread got all f-cked-up
What are people thinking, who substitute this stinking
Sugar, paprika, garlic powdered junk?
It's gross
It's so yucky, like it's spoiled
Throw it away!


"Comparison, and the winner is... Mayo!"
Miracle Whip is such a flop
Nothing but '30s poverty sauce
Only freaks say, "Yum!"

Isn't it yucky, when your lunch is spoiled?
It's so yucky, on celery or fries
Mixed in potato salad, I die
No delight, just dressing fright...

(Repeat chorus twice)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Pam - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Miracle Whip 's claimed tangy, zesty taste is rather off-putting to say the least. I prefer good old fashioned mayonnaise any day. I don't know a single mom who uses Miracle Whip on anything to feed her children or husband. So, who buys this stuff?
? - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
^ single liberal women and douchebag guys? People with bad taste?
As Mad Magazine would say - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Hippies, Yippies, and Flippies! ;-)

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