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Song Parodies -> "Conquer"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Oh hell yeah!

Just can't stop
On CNN from day to day, crazy
Flipped his top
Wants to do things all his way, hazy
Won't leave Trump or Obama alone
Just wants to...

Conquer and bomb away
Turn back time to yesterday
A huge army to kill some more

Blames Obama more than GWB, maybe?
Thinks he knows what he don't know
'Bout ISIS and security
Cites Intel, but objectives? Fakes it. He's so wrong
Just wants to...


Objects loud
Oh, hell yeah, he's mad

Iraq pullout, the vacuum
Would've left everybody, no goin' home
East to go, Iran to roam
War against everybody, Un, Putin, China
A global show, even black snow*

(Chorus x2)

* nuclear fallout

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 18

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