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Song Parodies -> "Weaker"

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Original Performer:

Britney Spears

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Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Wars won't stop
There's nothing the West can do nor say, lately
ISIS is tough
And lone wolves are attacking prey, lately
The West thinks they can take them out with drones
But they are

Weaker than yesterday
More sophisticated terror play
Islamofascists with AKs have scored
West, is weaker

Than the wars fought by GWB, crazy
Military ground troops show
9-11 retribution sprees
Liberations were a mistake, shit, it was wrong
"Cause now we're weaker

Weaker than yesterday
More sophisticated terror play
Islamofascists with AKs have scored
West is weaker

Tough fights now

Bombs do fall, strikes by drones
While Intel varies, terror cells explode
Caliphate land grabs homes
Killing everybody, never sorry
On they go, on they go, on they go
Sheer might
Blood does flow. Bloid does flow, blood does flow

Weaker than yesterday
Diplomacy doesn't pay
Islamofascists with AKs still score
Yes, weaker than yesterday
All the talk is just wordplay
Terror attacks the West still abhors
Strikes are weaker, than yesterday
Ground troops by Obama oft-delayed
Progress news conferences are a bore
West is weaker

Islam is stronget than ever before...

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