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Song Parodies -> "Lucy"

Original Song Title:

"Lucky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Lucy"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My second parody over the Luc Besson superhero film "Lucy" that comes out 8/8/14. She is a drug mule living in Taiwan that has a substance burst in her stomach and gives her superhuman powers of telekinesis, instant knowledge, and the ability to defy physical pain. She becomes a metahuman that fights against her former boss and drug empire. Someone complained that my use of WHP was too short, so here is a longer OS to use...
This is a story about a girl named Lucy

Taiwan workin‘, she’s chained up
Slept, slept, slept on the floor
It’s time to take junk, rack up miles
Drug mule, intestinal whore
Trade flows
Isn’t she handy, this little blonde girl?
For low pay

She is Lucy, travels far
As she fly, fly, flies in a world of dark, thinkin’
Stomach’s on fire, something isn’t right
O-M-G, something burst inside!!!

DNA rearranged, makes her scream
Metabolic change, wants to throw up
And her mind keeps spinning, new powers beginning
But she doesn’t know WHEN it’s gonna stop!!!
Blood flows
Isn’t she mighty, this little blonde girl?
Changed today

She is Lucy, traveled far
Used to fly, fly, fly in a world of dark, thinkin’
Stomach’s on fire, something isn’t right
O-M-G, something burst inside!!!

[Announcement]
And our new superhero is?
Lucy!

[Response]
It’s the drug clan and their crew and they’re waiting outside the arena
Waiting to ambush Lucy
Oh my God! Here she comes!

[Battle ensues]

Isn’t she mighty, this little blonde girl?
Her name is Lucy, bullets she defies
And she can move objects with her mind
No more dark, she emerges in light!

To fight!

She is Lucy, traveled far
Used to fly, fly, fly in a world of dark, thinkin’
Stomach’s on fire, something isn’t right
O-M-G, something burst inside!!!

She is Lucy, traveled far
Used to fly, fly, fly in a world of dark, thinkin’
Stomach’s on fire, something isn’t right
O-M-G, something burst inside!!!

Metahuman… she’s all right!!!

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