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Song Parodies -> "Afraid 4 U"

Original Song Title:

"Slave 4 U"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Afraid 4 U"

Parody Written by:

Nixon Lee

The Lyrics

This is a song about a guy who needs a haircut badly. Originally written 7/19/06 at 6:14pm.
I know you may be young
but I got hair too
and I need to tell you what you need to do
so just grab a comb and listen

Verse 1:
Everybody looks at you and says what the hell
You haven't had a haircut since like age 12
I'm always saying how do you get any love
Your hair is all over the place and putting dandruff on my rug

Do you get it? Do you get it? You need to clip it, clip it
Do you get it? Do you get it?

I know I may come off quiet and normally I'm shy
but I had to tell you about your hair
Before you took a step outside
what's practical, what's logical doesn't cover your hair
the last time you used a brush it got sucked up in there

Chorus:
I'm afraid 4 U
No one can hold it, you can't even control it
I'm afraid 4 U
I won't deny it
Gel won't even hide it baby

Verse 2:
Baby don't you wanna get on the street
and go to the barber's place Oh baby
Don't you wanna look clean
I'll pay the $6.50

Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Clip it! Clip it! Clip
it! Clip it!Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!

I really wanna cut it for you
you need to shave it off
But first a shampoo
I really wanna cut it for you
You need to shave it off
Or go join the zoo
Baby don't you wanna get on the street
and go to the barber's place Oh baby
don't you wanna look clean
I'll pay the $6.50

Chorus:
I'm afraid 4 U
No one can hold it, you can't even control it
I'm afraid 4 U
I won't deny it
Gel won't even hide it baby


Do you get it? Do you get it? You need to clip it, clip it
Do you get it? Do you get it?


Chorus:
I'm afraid 4 U
No one can hold it, you can't even control it
I'm afraid 4 U
I won't deny it
Gel won't even hide it baby


Clip that!
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Porfle Popnecker - June 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun parody, although I have a phobia against getting my hair cut. I've only been to the barber once in the last twenty years.

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