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Song Parodies -> "Cancer"

Original Song Title:

"Stronger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Cancer"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Wait.. please stop
can I take a moment to pray? (lady)
I have to stop
I can’t take much more of this therapy (lady)
I think that I might not ever make it home
‘Cause now the

CHORUS
Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
I…have Cancer

Worse than I ever thought it could be (lady)
Now I have to go for chemo
nausea and vomiting
Some days I think I cant take it
take me home
'Cause now the

Chorus
Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
I…have Cancer

How long now?
feel bad
down I go, all alone
Gonna leave this body, I’m going home
Down I go, I’m going home
Gonna leave this body, leave this body
down I go

Tonight

Down I go

Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more

Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
I…have Cancer

Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
I…have Cancer

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Amy - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Is this... about you??? If so, I'm so sorry :(
WCJ - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Yes, they say that the chemotherapy is worse than the cancer itself, and most would rather just live with the cancer. :-( But great parody Rob! 555! :-)
Old Man Ribber - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob - I was aware. Keep writing...some of us are with you. ;D
Rob Arndt - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
OMR, TY... it hurts so much but I keep trying to write. To make someone laugh... or cringe!!! I wanna make it to 600 if I can...

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