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Song Parodies -> "Shoelace Song"

Original Song Title:

"Oops!...I Did It Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Shoelace Song"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Yeah yeah…
Oh no,they’re undone again
My shoelaces are frayed at the ends
Oh lordy
Excuse me while I blush
I tie my shoes but it’s obvious
They get loose, my defense is
That I have no dexterity

Ooops, they came loose again
I can’t make a knot, shoelaces untamed
Oh lordy, lordy
Oops, I think they’re too long
My shoelaces are wrong
I always get defects

No one has problems like this
At work or at play
Lacing my high-tops, I always get pissed
They fly, look at the frays
A miracle to last 20 days
Yes, by all appearances
I look like a comical geek

Oops they came loose again
Guess I should restart
My shoe-tie is lame
Oh lordy, lordy
Shoot, it’s taking too long
Shove under the tongue
Feel like an idiot

“What a dork!”
“Aggy, before you go, there’s something I want you to have”
“Oh they’re but wait a minute, what is this?…”
“Yes, it is…”
“Oh, you think that some sneakers with Velcro straps will stop that motion, my friend?”
“Well maybe it could solve that shoe problem for you!”
“Oh you shouldn’t have!”

Whoop! They won’t fall again, will not part
No more will I lace, lordy
Whoop! Velcro is a blessing above
This fix is excellent!
Copyright Agrimorfee, 2010.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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Matthias - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
It's a shoe thing that I had to give you 5's.
Abbott Skelding - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry: Maybe its because I haven't heard the song in a long while, but the pacing seemed a little off to me...but this was still really good and an idea I wouldn't have thought of. 455
Daparodysong - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
is it me or britney parody are resurface, but i wont complained hihi, i really love that parody.
Below Average Dave - August 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, honestly, had you not told me I wouldn't have been able to tell you didn't listen to TOS when writing this. Pacing wasn't perfect, but very impressive considering you didn't listen to the song before doing the parody. Pretty funny Agri, honestly, turning such a simple thing into a Britney parody actually seems somehow appropriate--too bad you hate typical pop songs, because you actually have a knack for making them funny
Agrimorfee - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Let it be clarified I don't hate pop songs...I hate *bad* pop songs. :) Thanks for the thoughts!
bobpiecheese - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I've always found shoelaces to be a pain in the ass, but I go take a different approach: I never untie them. That said, cool little parody, worth 555 even if it's not gut-bustingly hilarious (you can only get so much lulz out of tying shoes).
Jeff Reuben - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Best song about tying shoelaces ever. Actually, I really enjoyed this. The dexterity line fit the OS great...nice sub. Reminded me of an episode of Phineas and Ferb. Very well done.
Rex - August 12, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Step right up ladies and gentlemen and see the eighth wonder of the world! That's right, it's the Rexco automatic shoelace machine! Just set it on your shoe, press the button, and get perfectly-tied laces every time! (Rexco is not responsible for loss of circulation which can result in foot amputation.) Buy yours today! Fun topic.

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