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Song Parodies -> "If You Seek Any"

Original Song Title:

"If You Seek Amy"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"If You Seek Any"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Instead of Amy, why not setting sights on "any", as in ANYTHING?
Jah jah jah, jah jah jah, jah jah jah, jah jah jah
Oh baby, did you suffer any problems?
You see anyone good outside but evil inside?
Maybe Wii's populace cut down in its prime?
While the folks try to sleep, did you see them toss and turn all night? No!

Oh oh, did you say "I saw Bert"? Dunno who he is
Did he rob the liquor store too?
Or interrupt your birthday party for a bad day?
Were you attacked by blue jays?
Ha ha, he he, jah jah, no

Don't let it be, say what's poor or fair to me
But I wanted to know what had happened in this town, so if you seek any,
Just go tell me, it's good or bad news indeed
There must be some dilemmas behind politics but if you seek any,
Come and tell me, jah jah jah, jah jah jah

Anything wrong with your cousin's baby son?
So far have you ever seen or heard of a pregnant nun?
Have you seen a new B-movie when it came out?
Or have you showed me any little child with a pottymouth yet?

No way! Did you say my girlfriend's gonna break up soon?
And refuse to find someone else,
One that is fair enough to be her new boyfriend,
So I'd hardly make amends?
Ha ha, he he, jah jah no

Come up to me, say what you want toward me
I want some news about Takayuki Miyauchi if you seek any
Love me hate me, but can't you see what I see?
I wanted to know what happened in the NHL if you seek any
Come and tell me

Oh, so what you want about me?
Oh, somethin' new on MTV?
You tried to see
Lookin' forth to feed honeybees?
Although that I still have my favorite CDs, but I can't find any

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