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Song Parodies -> "See U In Tea"

Original Song Title:

"If U Seek Amy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"See U In Tea"

Parody Written by:

EmiLoca

The Lyrics

All credit, honor and glory to James Joyce. Original song here.
Now Dame O'Grady hardly reeks of greed or spite
Fixing kids some snack food, she's softspoken and polite (Oh)
"Don't pay me, baby, 'cause I bake for peace of mind"
No one thinks to spy inside her cute abode, it's packed with tykes (Oh)

Cocoa
Smelly when we greet her
And she's oft cold
Not a fan of Tea Icy, K?
Bike across the road
Her tea parties please us so
Just by invitation though
(Mama please we wanna go)

Lovely ladies
With buttered buns and brownies
See all of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to eat
See U In Tea
Crumbling pastries
With candy-sequinned ice cream
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to eat
See U In Tea

Flavored coffee and biscotti in a mug
Chateau is gingerbread; we lick the knobs and munch the rug (Oh)
We clean our hands and wipe before we load our plates
Cause she wants us please to use a Kleenex when we masticate (Oh)

So old
Wrinkled and she's senile
Not our Age-Oh
Why, her service comes without pay
Help her cross the road
Shopping cart's a heavy load
Can somebody take her coat
(Hand-l-ing her muff, below)

Funky, faintly
Aroma's wafting out, see
Enthralled by her poise and chocolate curls
Her eggs in a heap -
See U In Tea
Crusty, tasty
Her canned goods leak, enticing
Calling the boys, and calling the girls
They beg in defeat,
"See U In Tea!"

Oh, my watch and glasses clouding
Whoa, they're wanton, seekin' icing
Yeah, they're staunchly cookie-scouting

So tell me If U Seek...her
(Don't tell Mom or Dad, we won't get off without a fight)
Because she baits us with her nethers
(And by those, I mean her skirted cheesecake bites)
Obey and cave in to See U In Tea tonight (Oh)
We're slaves to neighbors who're the "In, then eat, out" type
Okay, we're patient, waiting
Go ladle gravy, lady!

Lovely ladies
With buttered buns and brownies
See all of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to eat
See U In Tea
Crumbling pastries
With candy-sequinned ice cream
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to eat
See U In Tea

Funky, faintly
Aroma's wafting out, see

(...yeah.)

Crusty, tasty
Her canned goods leak, enticing
Calling the boys, and calling the girls
They beg in defeat,
"See U In Tea!"

Oh, my watch and glasses clouding
Whoa, they're wanton, seekin' icing
Yeah, they're staunchly cookie-scouting
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are crazy for sweets
See U In Tea!
Doesn't make any sense, does it?

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 13

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Arwen - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I. Am. Scandalized!! ; )

Too smart for your own good, Emi...this was a treat!
Leo Keough - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
The line "Cause she wants us please to use a Kleenex when we masticate " got me...LOL...555!!!
EmiLoca - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Spanks to Arwen (yeah... I apologize in retrospect for the pedophilia streak) and Leo (more like I got you red-handed! :D :D :D).
McKludge - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Marvelous imagery here, Emi. I think TT would be proud. Don't really know the OS, just know of it, so I'll assume the pacing is right. Tea is at 5:55, right?
Christie Marie M - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Here's 5 Chamomile, 5 Darjeeling, and 5 Oolong Teas...on me! P.S. Don't forget the Sticky Toffee Pudding!
Arrrrrghhhh! - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
'Twas a mighty n' mighty sly effort ya put forth me lass... rocked me boat, it did!
EmiLoca - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Many thanks to McKludge (how did you guess I was a double-T?), Christie (ARRRRGH! How did I miss "Oolong"?! Resubmit! Resubmit!!), and... ARRRRRGH!
J K RalphN - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Em... eh? "ARRRRRGH"? Uhhhhh. Why, Emi? Teabagging humour is inappropriate when she clearly has a bun in the oven. Oh well, Tea Icy K of approval . P.S. You missed "teaspoon tang".

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