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Song Parodies -> "Prehistoric"

Original Song Title:

"Womanizer"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Prehistoric"

Parody Written by:

Debra

The Lyrics

Not really dedicated to one person in particular, but many. I have great difficulty in attracting men my age, but old guys seem to come for miles. I don't know why. Please explain, lol.
I see you watching me across the bar
I smile, say hello to be friendly
Stop blowing kisses cos' I'm sitting here with my father
And he's roughly your age and that makes it creepy

You have kids, possibly they're older than me
I'm too young, so you are the last thing that I need
Can't you check the bingo halls, the rsl, the nursing homes
To find somebody who'd be keen for you

Prehistoric prehi-prehistoric
You are prehistoric
Oh prehistoric, Oh you are prehistoric caveman
You you you are, you you you are
Prehistoric, prehistoric, prehistoric

Don't try to pretend
Cos with you I know the deal
Don't try to pretend
I know your teeth aren't real
You won't stop smiling
You won't stop winking
But I don't want you
You prehistoric

Don't try to pretend
I can see you have grey hair
Don't try to pretend
You're probably a grandpa
You say come to me
You think I'm crazy
Cos I won't have a
Prehistoric

Dinosaurs, did you see them when you were young?
Were you around when written records had just begun?
You would have been my age centuries ago
And I just won't rob from the grave
I'll leave you alone, I'll leave you alone caveman

You should know that there are girls who would take you
If you were rich with a whole heap of money to burn
But it's not me, never will be
Everyday I go to work and live on what I earn
I don't need you, don't need you caveman

Maybe if you were born near to 1982
(Prehistoric, prehistoric, prehistoric, prehistoric)
You'd be good for me and I'd be good to you
But I won't cos' you're not
You...

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simo - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment
well done i am glad

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