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Song Parodies -> "Necromancer"

Original Song Title:

"Womanizer"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Necromancer"

Parody Written by:

Keith

The Lyrics

Sorcerer
Where you from? It’s my appraising,
I know you, I gotta clue, what hell you are raising
You can play the Wizard to all the other hicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby

Look at you, Wearing robes made from a death shroud
Baby, you, Have all the presence of a big crowd.
Underplaying all your evil, but I see you as a devil
I know what you are, what you are, baby

Necromancer, Necro-Necromancer, Your’e a Necromancer
Oh Necromancer, Oh you're a Necromancer, baby
You’re bizarre-are
You’re bizarre-are
Necromancer, Necromancer, Necromancer

Boy I see your hearse,
I, I know that it’s not a car, car, car (x2)
(You) You’re quite disarming
(You) And oh, so charming
(You) But what you want is
(You) Body farming

Boy I see your hearse,
I, I know that it’s not a car, car, car (x2)
(You) My body’s willing
(You) But you’re so chilling
(You) You’ll make a killing
(You) Necromancer

Deadie-Yo! You got the body of a teen,
Too bad for you, It doesn’t fit behind the screen.
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who you are, that's just who you are baby

Clean it up! Your breath reminds me of a coffin
Gotta wonder What exactly you’ve been boffin’
If the morgue is where you’re cruisin’
I gotta tell you that your loosin’ any chance, chance with me, baby.

Necromancer, Necro-Necromancer, You're a Necromancer,
Oh Necromancer, Oh you're a Necromancer, baby
You’re bizarre-are
You’re bizarre-are
Necromancer, Necromancer, Necromancer

Boy I see your hearse,
I, I know that it’s not a car, car, car (x2)
(You) You’re quite disarming
(You) And oh, so charming
(You) But what you want is
(You) Body farming

Boy I see your hearse,
I, I know that it’s not a car, car, car (x2)
(You) My body’s willing
(You) But you’re so chilling
(You) You’ll make a killing
(You) Necromancer

Maybe if we both lived in the daylight world
It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't

Necromancer, Necro-Necromancer, You’re a Necromancer,
Oh Necromancer, Oh you're a Necromancer, baby
You’re bizarre-are
You’re bizarre-are
Necromancer, Necromancer, Necromancer

Boy I see your hearse,
I, I know that it’s not a car, car, car (x2)
(You) You’re quite disarming
(You) And oh, so charming
(You) But what you want is
(You) Body farming

Boy I see your hearse,
I, I know that it’s not a car, car, car (x2)
(You) My body’s willing
(You) But you’re so chilling
(You) You’ll make a killing
(You) Necromancer

Boy I see your hearse,
I, I know that it’s not a car, car, car (x2)
Necromancer, Necro-Necromancer
You’re a Necromancer
Oh Necromancer, Oh you're a Necromancer, baby

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