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Song Parodies -> "Hot Vampire"

Original Song Title:

"Womanizer"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Vampire"

Parody Written by:

Rachel

The Lyrics

About the Twilight series.
Mortal Girl
Where you from, how's it goin'
I know you
Got a clue, watcha doin'?

You can sniff and bite
All of the other girls around here
But I know what you are
You're a vampire, baby

Look at you
You've got more than just you're pale skin
Baby you
Have got some fangs and are super-thin

Bitin' like a good one
But I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are
You're a vampire, baby

Hot vampire, hot vampire
You're a hot vampire
Oh, hot vampire, oh
You're a hot vampire, baby

You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Hot vampire, hot vampire

Boy don't try to bite, uh, I
Know just, just what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to bite, uh, I
Know just, just what you are, ah, ah

You got me going
You're oh so charming
And tantalizing
You hot vampire

Boy don't try to bite, uh, I
Know just, just what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to bite, uh, I
Know just, just what you are, ah, ah

Every girl goes crazy
You get every lady
You're nothing but a
Hot vampire

Baby boy
When it comes to love, you are a champion
But please pick me
Cause I'm gonna be a good companion

I guess when you have one too many
Girls looking at you crazy
Who you are,
You're a vampire, baby

Lollipop
That's what I am, and you're the sucker
Think that I
Would be the victim or another

Say it, play it, how you wanna
'Cause I am gonna completely
Fall for you, fall for you baby


Hot vampire, hot vampire
You're a hot vampire
Oh, hot vampire, oh
You're a hot vampire, baby

You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Hot vampire, hot vampire

Boy don't try to bite, uh, I
Know just, just what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to bite, uh, I
Know just, just what you are, ah, ah

You got me going
You're oh so charming
And tantalizing
You hot vampire

I know that
I am a mortal girl

Too bad your family
Wants to kill mortal girls, including me
But I don't
Wanna die

Hot vampire, hot vampire
You're a hot vampire
Oh, hot vampire, oh
You're a hot vampire, baby

You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Hot vampire, hot vampire


Boy don't try to bite, uh, I
Know just, just what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to bite, uh, I
Know just, just what you are, ah, ah


You got me going
You're oh so charming
And tantalizing
You hot vampire

Boy don't try to bite, uh, I
Know just, just what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to bite, uh, I
Know just, just what you are, ah, ah

Every girl goes crazy
You get every lady
You're nothing but a
Hot vampire

Boy don't try to bite, uh, I
Know just, just what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to bite, uh, I
Know just, just what you are, ah, ah

Hot vampire, hot vampire
You're a hot vampire
Oh, hot vampire, oh
You're a hot vampire, baby





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LilVampress - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this is tres ~ Bell Le Gosi ~ !
Hn Jovi - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
nice twilight parody

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