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Song Parodies -> "Breathalyzer"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

The cop car, is behind me, lights are blinkin
The officer, asks me for my registration
Apparently, he’s been tailing
Me since 90th Street
When I left the bar
Left the bar baby

He asks me, to step out of the vehicle
Cause he believes, that I’ve been drinkin a little
Officer, I swear to you
I only had one, ok I had two
He says “Out the car”
Out the car I’m getting

Breathalyzer, Breatha – Breathalyzer, took a Breathalyzer
Oh Breathalyzer, oh, took a Breathalyzer baby
Intoxicated, Intoxicated
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer

Shoulda known when I left the bar
To not even dare to drive my car
Shoulda known when I left the bar
To not even dare to drive my car

I started drinkin, I wasn’t thinkin
And now I’m taken, a Breathalyzer

Shoulda known when I left the bar
To not even dare to drive my car
Shoulda known when I left the bar
To not even dare to drive my car

I’m gettin dizzy, the road is spinning
Whoops, I just failed the, Breathalyzer

Hand to nose, I tryna walk in a straight line
The officer, made me take the test, but I’m fine
I guess when you have one to many
Life itself is complicating
Now I’m sure, I’ll be behind bars baby

Robocop, that’s the nickname that I gave him
Cause with his stern look, he’s gotta be part aluminum
He says he’ll just give me warning
But he’s gotta go transport me
Cause I’ll wreck, because wrecked baby


Maybe if I was an attractive young girl
Breathalyzer Breathalyzer Breathalyzer
I could get away with DUI’s
As long as I show a little skin


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AFW - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good job, and contains a good moral message
Abbott Skelding - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent job! Never would have thought of that idea...but then again, I did "SuperSizer"...
Jeff Reuben - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Dang. Thought of the song title, did a search, and here it is. You did a good job with it too :)

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