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Song Parodies -> "Piece of Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Piece of Me"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Piece of Meat"

Parody Written by:

Jawkneeyeah

The Lyrics

I'm not the real Jawknee!
can you smell what i'm cookin'?
i can see how you can't keep from lookin'
at my plate of chicken wings
looks so good, don'tcha think?

so i'm gonna ask ya right now
because i wanna be nice
do you want a piece of meat?
do YOU want a piece of meat?

look, i know what you're thinkin'
but you're just too ashamed to say
"can i haz a cheezburger?"
the answer is, "YES, you may!!"

you can have some yummy in your tummy
just stop acting like a dummy, c'mon now!!
do you want a piece of meat?
YEAH, you want a piece of meat!!

[Chorus]:
don't resist, just take it now
(you want a piece of meat)
i know ya wanna eat some cow
(you want a piece of meat)
you look like you need protein now
(you want a piece of meat)
so take this burger, put it in yo mouth
(you want a piece of meat)

i bought this pound of steak
from the store just yesterday
so if you want some just say
and i'll give you some right now

don't pretend like you don't want some
cuz we know that you do
do you want a piece of meat?
YEAH, you want a piece of meat!!...
watch the parody: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2BvjBO7DzjA&feature=related

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Jeff Reuben - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Credit for doing a current song on the old food theme :)
lilCougaress - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I like it warm . . . .Burgers & Pork . . . . Munchin' , Ohhhh, Munchin' . . . .. . . I ain't no Lion! (PussyCats:: "Don't Cha")

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