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Song Parodies -> "Hump Me Baby One More Time"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me Baby One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Hump Me Baby One More Time"

Parody Written by:

Raspberry

The Lyrics

This is about Britney Spears asking Kevin to hump her just one more time because she needs more babies. It's hilarious. PG-13.
More babies, babies! (3x)
When I'll stop, nobody knows
We're like a couple rabbits here
More babies, babies
Oh, K-Fed I can't say nooo
So come and drop those pants dear

My horniness is killing me
One more baby
And then my pregnant days are over
Because
Being fat ain't thrillin' me
And I, I must confess, I just wanna eat
(Wanna eat!)
Lately I'm preggo all the time
Kevin wants nine, so hump me baby one more time!

More babies, babies, how was I supposed to know
That we were gonna make a baby
The only person I wanna hump is you
Boy, you've got me wanting
More humping humping, that's just what I want
This is just the way I planned it
Pregnant's how he likes me to be
Two more babies
And then my pregnant days are over
Because

Being fat ain't thrillin' me
And I, I must confess I just wanna eat
(Wanna eat!)
Lately I'm preggo all the time
Kevin wants nine, so hump me baby one more time!

More babies, babies, how was I supposed to know
Oh baby, baby, we should have used birth control
I must confess my horniness
Is killing me now
Don't you know that I still believe
That you'll always be here (points to back/humping area)
Give me a birth control, give me a sign, hump me baby one more time

My horniness is killing me
One more baby
And then my pregnant days are over
Because
Being fat ain't thrillin' me
And I, I must confess, I just wanna eat
(Wanna eat!)
Lately I'm preggo all the time
Kevin wants nine, so hump me baby one more time!

I must confess (my horniness) that my horniness
(Is killing me) is killing me now
(I must confess) don't you (I still believe) that I still believe
That you'll be here (I lose my mind)
And give me a condom, give me a sign
Hump me baby one more time!

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