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Song Parodies -> "Piece Of Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Piece Of Me"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Piece Of Meat"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

britney spears selling her meat for money
I'm Miss American shit since I was 17
Don't matter if I look like a pig
Or balding with 2 kids while partying
They're still gonna take pictures of my pig butt in the magazine
You want a piece of meat
You want a piece of meat

I'm Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can't see the harm
In eating like a gorilla
And with a kid on my arm
I'm still an exceptional fucker
And you want a piece of meat

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the dumb and ugly
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's pig meat
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! Portion meat
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too fat
(You want a piece of meat)

I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of meat?'
eating and pissing like pig
Well get in line with the many butchers
Who's cutting me up
Hoping I'll sell my fat meat to them
And end up looking like shit
Now are you sure you want a piece of meat? (you want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. 'Most likely to be sold as meat for shitting naked on the streets
When driving and hitting guys, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in this fat meatball
I mean please...
Do you want a piece of meat?

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Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 1.9
Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 13

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Daniel Burline - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Leave Britney Alone! haha
UnKnownVoter - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
At least this is not LUNCH Meat!
karl - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
i found this very immature and hardly worth writing let alone reading, so if the auther is about 10 years old then well done, if not dont quit your day job mate.
kelly crawley - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
absolutely fu**ing fantastic, in stiches!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! love it!!

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