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Song Parodies -> "Me Against The Minutes"

Original Song Title:

"Me Against the Music"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Me Against The Minutes"

Parody Written by:

Dominic Salazar

The Lyrics

All the people who hear this song
Grab a cell phone, turn it on!

It’s me against the minutes
Uh uh
It’s just them
And me
Yeah
Hello
Huh?
Hey buddy?
How are you?
OK, and you?
OK

And no one cares
It’s draining my wallet every day
What can I do?
No matter what I do, they always find a way
I’m asking you
I’m the only one who seems to have to pay
I have no clue
Feel the ring of the phone, gotta get it replaced

I’m up against Nokia, tryin’ not to use up the minutes
It’s like a competition, me against the time
I wanna get a new phone, I wanna get a new phone
If you really wanna talk, dial up and get your ring tone
Seein’ how fast you could dial
Wait a minute, can you hold on? Can you hold on?
Hi, hi, hi

What have I got to gain?
I need a new cell phone,
Can I buy one?
All my money down the drain
I need a new cell phone,
Can I buy one?
An empty wallet is a pain
I need a new cell phone,
Can I buy one?
Never want to see that phone again
I need a new cell phone,
Can I buy one?

So how would you like a friendly conversation?
Let’s talk on the phone (let’s talk on the phone, let’s talk on the phone)
It’s you and me talking, burning minutes
Time to stay up all night long (all night long, all night long)

Oh uh yeah, let’s go

Why didn’t I think ahead?
I’ve been talking too much and I’m in pain
Battery’s almost dead
My lips are movin’ at a rapid pace
More minutes to burn
From the first minute, it’s running out again
And now’s your turn
Let you use my phone, I won’t complain

I’m up against Nokia, tryin’ not to use up the minutes
It’s like a competition, me against the time
I wanna get a new phone, I wanna get a new phone
If you really wanna talk, dial up and get your ring tone
Tryin’ the limits, you could die
Wait a minute, can you hold on? Can you hold on?
Hey, hey, hey

What have I got to gain?
I need a new cell phone,
Can I buy one?
This stress is gonna fry my brain
I need a new cell phone,
Can I buy one?
If you’re on this plan, you’re insane
I need a new cell phone,
Can I buy one?
Toss my cell phone down the drain
I need a new cell phone,
Can I buy one?

Get on the phone, don’t lose control (hi)
Just use some minutes and let it go (hi, hello)
If you wanna chat, just grab a cell phone
Hey buddy
We can talk all night long

Hey buddy, you say you want a new phone
Come over here I got somethin’ to show ya
Hey dude, I’d like more minutes too
If you think you know, show me how to go

All the minutes that I lost, let me get some more
C’mon I need a, need a new phone

Get on the phone, don’t lose control
Just use some minutes and let it go
If you wanna chat, just grab a cell phone
Hey buddy
We can talk all night long

What have I got to gain?
I need a new cell phone,
Can I buy one?
All my money down the drain
I need a new cell phone,
Can I buy one?
An empty wallet is a pain
I need a new cell phone,
Can I buy one?
Never want to see that phone again
I need a new cell phone,
Can I buy one?

All the minutes that I lost, let me get some more
C’mon I wanna talk, at least, at least an hour
All the minutes that I lost, get me a new plan
C’mon I need a, need a new phone

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