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Song Parodies -> "Attention Whore"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme More"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Attention Whore"

Parody Written by:

TullyGirl

The Lyrics

This one's for you Britney... hehe!!! Britney's very much so a talentless hack,though.
Everytime you turn the lights down,
I want more attention from you!
Public display of stupid;
[Britney]'s just another prostitute!

We can get down like there's no one around;
Annoying! Annoying!
Annoying! Annoying!

I'm just a washed up hasbeen;
They keep watchin' [just to bash]
Keep bashin'!
Feels like the crowd is sayin',

Attention whore!
Attention whore!
Attention whore!
Attention, more![uh]
Attention whore
Attention whore
Attention whore
Attention,m ore[uh]
Attention, Attention whore!

Center of attention,
They laugh, they cry, they have a ball!
Give me more attention!
I',m so talentless and small!
If you give me attention,
You got my permission![yuck!]

We can mow 'em down 'til
They start watchin'
I got no talent;
Feel's like the crowd is singin';

Attention whore!
Attention whore!
Attention whore!
Attention, more![uh]
Attention whore
Attention whore
Attention whore
Attention,m ore[uh]
Attention, Attention whore!

[I can't control myself; Attetion, I want more!]
[I was a childhood celebrity; now I'm an Attention whore!]

Attention whore!
Attention whore!
Attention whore!
Attention, more![uh]
Attention whore
Attention whore
Attention whore
Attention,m ore[uh]
Attention, Attention whore!

Attention whore!
Attention whore!
Attention whore!
Attention, more![uh]
Attention whore
Attention whore
Attention whore
Attention,m ore[uh]
Attention, Attention whore!

Bet you didn't see that one comin',
Cause I really have no tlent;
I'm an attention whore;
Just like Paris Hilton;
I am an attention whore!
No wonder Kevin ditche dme;
Cause I in't goin' nowhere, for talent I got none!
[attention whore]

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 1
 
 4   1
 1
 0
 
 5   5
 6
 6
 

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ava - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
great!
Phil Alexander - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Poor ol' Britney... you'd never believe it was five years ago I wrote this: www.amiright.com/parody/80s/joanjettandtheblackhearts2.shtml - some things don't change, do they?
Tommy Turtle - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Agree completely with the sentiment, so 5 on funny. I don't know this Britney song either, so looked up the lyrics on the web. Not quite a perfect match on what we call "pacing" --- that the parody can be sung smoothly to the original. In most cases, that means that the number of syllables in the lines match, and (ideally) the accents or stresses match as well. Example: Line 2: OS:
Just wanna go that extra mile for you (10 or 11 syllables).... Parody:
I want more attention from you (8 syllables)
so it comes up short when you sing it. Therefore, overall vote 455
TG, you are very creative. That's the hard part. Fine-tuning these technical issues will make you an excellent parodist. Hope this discussion helps. Regards, TT.

p.s. If you'd like to see a similar opinion of BS, see "You've Got To Hide Your Muff Away" http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1953.shtml
2Eagle - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Ha, Ha! Her initials are B.S.. Now look up Peggy Lee on You Tube - those were the days (sigh).
TullyGirl - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments! Glad you liked it!
zPolak - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
teh scusk!!!!
TullyGirl - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I hate you all, go to hell.
Big G - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!!! SHE'S NOT WELL RIGHT NOW SHE LOST HER AUNT AND SHE GOT KNOCKED UP BY A A A USER! SHE FLASHED HER PRIVATE PARTS TO THE WORLD AND THEY WERE PUT ON TV YOU THINK SHE SHOULD BE HELD TO A CERTAIN STANDARD OF PERFORMANCE SINCE SHE'S PAID FOR HER WORK SHE'S A HUMAN!!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY, IT'S NOT LIKE BRITTNEY IS DOING ALL THIS TO GET ATTENTION JUST SO SHE COULD GET MONEY... Wait a minute that IS why she's doing that (kills self ) Thats a great parody man. I HATE That woman, why is she so popular? A slut's a slut I hope to God they take her kids from her...
♥Ana♥ - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Okay you are good at making Parodies and all But just leave Britney alone! What did she ever do to you... nothing, she couldn't you don't even know her.

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