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Song Parodies -> "What Cold Sore?"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme More"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"What Cold Sore?"

Parody Written by:

YousoCrazy

The Lyrics

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night/Last Call. I know it keeps on getting longer and longer between each one of my parodies but hey... things happen, right? At least I am still making the effort to get some done. Anywayz, I was thinking about Britney Spears' VMA performance and thought that it would have been a lot better if it would have been done like this, or was I the only one who saw that hideous blister below her lip? Well... Whatever the case may be. I hope you all - Have a Nice Day. = )
(Why’s my face itch?)
(Well from this view, looks like a cold sore. Oh say it’s not true!)

Can’t help I’m the talk of the town
My VMA gig got a shoddy review
We tried to veil my complexion
On my face the camera did zoom (Did zoom)

Extreme letdown though I meant to astound
Exposed too much skin (Way too much skin)
Oops, did it again (Oh no, not again)

Told I looked smashing, me they’re all trashing
Courage within (Nerves have worn thin)
Aloft my chin
Has got the whole crowd saying

[CHORUS]
What cold, what cold sore?
That cold sore!
What cold, what cold sore?
What cold, what cold sore?
Cold sore! (Yuck)
What cold, what cold sore?
What cold, what cold sore?
That cold sore!
What cold, what cold sore?
What cold, what cold sore?
Cold sore! (Gross)
That cold, that cold sore!

What they failed to mention (mention)
Has brought about a state of appall
My employments’ in lousy condition (Drat)
Needed recondition (Sure did)
Where is my Physician? (Hello?)

Nervous breakdown while those blisters compound
On my petite skin (Pretty skin)
Spreading by the min, don’t grin (uh-uh)

Know you’re all bashing while these sores are enhancing
Flushed with chargin (Great)
Thanks Zilactin
Now the whole World is saying

[CHORUS]
What cold, what cold sores?
Those cold sores!
What cold, what cold sores?
What cold, what cold sores?
Cold sores! (Yuck)
What cold, what cold sores?
What cold, what cold sores?
Those cold sores!
What cold, what cold sores?
What cold, what cold sores?
Cold sores! (Gross)
Those cold, those cold sores!

(I can’t contain this myself! No!)
(Check next door, Where is my doctor? Yo!)

[CHORUS]
What cold, what cold sores?
Those cold sores!
What cold, what cold sores?
What cold, what cold sores?
Cold sores! (Yuck)
What cold, what cold sores?
What cold, what cold sores?
Those cold sores!
What cold, what cold sores?
What cold, what cold sores?
Cold sores! (Gross)
Those cold, those cold sores!

Oh, what cold sore? What cold sore? (Sore)
What cold sore? Surface is itchy.
Please, have some rapport.

[CHORUS]
Help me, Help me
I plea
This you can’t ignore
Help me, Help me
I plea (Woe)
Help me cure this sore
Help me, Help me
I plea
Help me win this war
Help me, Help me
Help me (Ooh)
Help me, Help me

I know this look is unbecoming
Anaplasty? I don’t know.
Praying this infection disappears, Oh yeah
It’s becoming a major flaw
‘Cause even my astute P.C.P.
I’ve left in a dreadful state of awe.

ThE EnD... Or Is iT? Yeah, Yes it is.

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Red Ant - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I was too busy shaking my heard in disgust because of her lip-syncing to notice her sinking lip. Good work with a horrible song.
YousoCrazy - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
'Ppreciate the input bro... yeah, her performance was horendous.
Below Average Dave - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Ditto Red Ant's comment. . .and this OS. . .is not a difficult song to sing, and to lip sync like that. . .Awesome.
YousoCrazy - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
B-A-D, 'Ppreciate the comment bro, thanks.
MrMacphisto - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody, but hopefully Chris Crocker won't assault you over it... 5-5-5

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