-> "What Cold Sore?"
Original Song Title:
"Gimme More"
Parody Song Title:
"What Cold Sore?"
The Lyrics
(Why’s my face itch?)
(Well from this view, looks like a cold sore. Oh say it’s not true!)
Can’t help I’m the talk of the town
My VMA gig got a shoddy review
We tried to veil my complexion
On my face the camera did zoom (Did zoom)
Extreme letdown though I meant to astound
Exposed too much skin (Way too much skin)
Oops, did it again (Oh no, not again)
Told I looked smashing, me they’re all trashing
Courage within (Nerves have worn thin)
Aloft my chin
Has got the whole crowd saying
[CHORUS]
What cold, what cold sore?
That cold sore!
What cold, what cold sore?
What cold, what cold sore?
Cold sore! (Yuck)
What cold, what cold sore?
What cold, what cold sore?
That cold sore!
What cold, what cold sore?
What cold, what cold sore?
Cold sore! (Gross)
That cold, that cold sore!
What they failed to mention (mention)
Has brought about a state of appall
My employments’ in lousy condition (Drat)
Needed recondition (Sure did)
Where is my Physician? (Hello?)
Nervous breakdown while those blisters compound
On my petite skin (Pretty skin)
Spreading by the min, don’t grin (uh-uh)
Know you’re all bashing while these sores are enhancing
Flushed with chargin (Great)
Thanks Zilactin
Now the whole World is saying
[CHORUS]
What cold, what cold sores?
Those cold sores!
What cold, what cold sores?
What cold, what cold sores?
Cold sores! (Yuck)
What cold, what cold sores?
What cold, what cold sores?
Those cold sores!
What cold, what cold sores?
What cold, what cold sores?
Cold sores! (Gross)
Those cold, those cold sores!
(I can’t contain this myself! No!)
(Check next door, Where is my doctor? Yo!)
[CHORUS]
What cold, what cold sores?
Those cold sores!
What cold, what cold sores?
What cold, what cold sores?
Cold sores! (Yuck)
What cold, what cold sores?
What cold, what cold sores?
Those cold sores!
What cold, what cold sores?
What cold, what cold sores?
Cold sores! (Gross)
Those cold, those cold sores!
Oh, what cold sore? What cold sore? (Sore)
What cold sore? Surface is itchy.
Please, have some rapport.
[CHORUS]
Help me, Help me
I plea
This you can’t ignore
Help me, Help me
I plea (Woe)
Help me cure this sore
Help me, Help me
I plea
Help me win this war
Help me, Help me
Help me (Ooh)
Help me, Help me
I know this look is unbecoming
Anaplasty? I don’t know.
Praying this infection disappears, Oh yeah
It’s becoming a major flaw
‘Cause even my astute P.C.P.
I’ve left in a dreadful state of awe.
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