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Song Parodies -> "Feed Me Seymour, Give Me Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Hit me baby one more time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Feed Me Seymour, Give Me Blood"

Parody Written by:

Audrey II

The Lyrics

Hello my name is Audrey II and i am a plant that drinks human blood.
Spoken intro

Audrey II: I'm hungry Seymour.

Seymour: What do you want?

Audrey II: Blood.

Seymour: Blood?

Audrey II: Blood.

Oh Seymour, Seymour
Oh Seymour, Seymour
Oh Seymour, Seymour
I'm hungry now don't you know?
That i need human blood right here
Oh Seymour, Seymour
Just go out and get me some blood
So please just feed me now, yeah.
Feed me, give some precious blood to me
Feed Me Seymour
'Cause I need some blood now all because

[CHORUS:]
My hungryness is killing me
I must confess, I am hungry
If i'm not fed blood i will just die.
Give me some blood.
Feed me Seymour, give me blood.

Oh Seymour, Seymour
The fuel that i need is blood
Boy i'm really hungry
Oh Seymour, Seymour
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
To have a sip of that red stuff
Feed me, Just feed me some blood now.
Feed me Seymour
'Cause I'm really hungry and blood is something people have got a lot of.

[Repeat CHORUS]
My hungryness is killing me
I must confess, I am hungry
If i'm not fed blood i will just die.
Give me some blood.
Feed me Seymour, give me blood.



Oh Seymour, Seymour
Oh Seymour, Seymour
Ah, yeah, yeah
Oh Seymour, Seymour
I'm hungry now don't you know?
Oh my good friend Seymour
Just go out and give me blood.
I must confess, that my hungryness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I'm so hungry?
That blood's what i need
It's tasty and red
Feed me Seymour, give me blood.

[Repeat CHORUS]
My hungryness is killing me
I must confess, I am hungry
If i'm not fed blood i will just die.
Give me some blood.
Feed me Seymour, give me blood.



I must confess that my hungryness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I'm so hungry?
And i need some blood.
It's tasty and red
Feed me Seymour, give me blood.

Spoken outro:

Seymour: So okay, you need blood to grow. I can see what i can do.

Audrey II: That's a good boy Seymour.
And that my friends was my spoof of "Hit Me Baby One More Time."

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Stephen Harrington - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Like the LSOH reference, 555 for effort.
GhostOfJohnCandy - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree. This song rocks!

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