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Song Parodies -> "Girls(homosexuality song)"

Original Song Title:

"Boys(featuring Pharell Williams)"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Girls(homosexuality song)"

Parody Written by:

Andrewbarbare

The Lyrics

In this song,Britney and Pharell tell about their secret homosexuality! :D
[Britney]:
For whatever reason,
I feel like I've been wanting girls all my life
But you wouldn't have understood
I'm so glad girls get the same toilets
At the same time
It's not over now

I spotted you dancin'
You're made like all the girls stars
Those red lips and your brown eyes (Oooh)
And the sexy hair
I should shake my thang (Ooh)
All the lesbians want you (Ha Ha Ha)
I'll tell your boys they won't get you
I'd like to know what you can do (Uh)

What would it take for you to just leave with me?
I'm not trying to change your sexuality but
You and me were meant to be (Yeah Yeah)
You're a sexy bomb, I'm a nice girl (Uh)
Let's turn this dance floor into our own little lesbian world

Girls!
Sometimes a girl just needs others (You know I need you)
Girls!
To love her and to hold (I just want you to touch me)
Girls!
And when some girl is with one (Mmm)
Girls!
Then she's in control!

[Pharrell]:
Pull your boy off the dance floor
Whisper in his ear
Must've said somethin' bout me (What you say boy?)
Cos now he's lookin' over here (What up boy?)
You lookin' at me (He He He)
With that sexy attitude
Even if people don't like us gays (Uh)
It puts me in the mood

What would it take for you to just leave with me?
I'm not trying to change your sexuality
But meeting you was destiny
I'm from L.A., Aren't you from London? (Don't you know?)
Let's gay in this dance floor then let's do some nasty things (Get Nasty!)

Boys!
I can't speak about it with no one! (I get nasty)
Boys!
But I need him all the time (I get nasty)
Boys!
I don't know 'bout girl's body (I get nasty)
Boys!
Cos I know I like touching those ones!

[Britney]:
Girls!
Sometimes a girl just needs others (You know I need you)
Girls!
To love her and to hold (I just want you to touch me)
Girls!
And when some girl is with one (Mmm)
Girls!
Then she's in control!
You like that
Here we go

Have no Fear
Baby what you waiting for?
Uh-huh
Let me see what you can do

Girls!
Sometimes a girl just needs others (You know I need you)
Girls!
To love her and to hold (I just want you to touch me)
Girls!
And when some girl is with one (Mmm)
Girls!
Then she's in control!

[Pharrell]:
Boys!
I can't speak about it with no one! (I get nasty)
Boys!
But I need him all the time (I get nasty)
Boys!
I don't know 'bout girl's body (I get nasty)
Boys!
But I know I like touching those ones!

[Britney]:
Girls!
[Pharrell]:
Boys (Ow)
[Britney]:
Girls
[Pharrell]:
Boys
[Britney]:
Girls (Can't live with 'em)
[Pharrell]:
Boys
[Britney]:
Girls (Can't live without 'em)
[Pharrell]:
Boys (Get Nasty!)
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Below Average Dave - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Good in that it was funny, your pacing could use a little work though. . .I decided not to vote at the time I posted this, but wanted to let you know your words are funny, but you could use work on syllable stress and count, When trying to sing the song, some of the words just don't fit. . .but all in all pretty decent, just fine tune a little and you'll be good.
Andrewbarbare - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I guess some of my words doesn't fit for singing the song, i'm french... But it's fine if you enjoyed it!!

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