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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Slave to Jocks"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Slave 4 U"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Slave to Jocks"

Parody Written by:

Ted E. Bear

The Lyrics

This is NOT suppose to be funny. It's just a "poem" that I made using Britney's lyrics because they helped me make the "poem". I hope you like it and if this describes you or someone you know give them (or you) a pat on the back because they (or you) could become your future boss or whatever. Remember, this is Not suppose to be funny so you could grade it (In the "How Funny It Is" box) whatever you like.
I know I may be weird but I've got feelings too
And I need to do what I feel like doing
So let me go and just listen

All you people look at me like I'm a little freak
Did you ever think that there maybe something underneath?
Always saying, "Little freak, can't come in here"
Well I'm just tryin' to find out why, 'cause I'm not a freak to you, yeah
Get it, got it, get it, got it, good
Get it, got it, get it, got it, good
Get it, got it, get it, got it, good
I know I may come off weird
I may come off shy
But I feel like talkin', feel like takin' a stand when you make me cry
What's typical, what's logical, what the hell, who cares
All I know is I'm not happy when you're standing there

CHORUS

I'm a slave to jocks
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it
I'm a slave to jocks
I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it

Baby, don't you wanna say crap about me
To some of your friends
Oh, baby, don't you wanna say crap about me
Leaving behind my feelings in my head
Like that. You like that?
Yeah. Now watch me
Get it, got it, get it, got it, good
Get it, got it, get it, got it, good
Get it, got it, get it, got it, good
I really wanna stop what you do
I really wanna stop what you like to do
I really wanna stop what you do
I really wanna stop what you like to do
Baby, don't you wanna say crap about me
To some of your friends
Oh, baby, don't you wanna say crap about me
Leaving behind my feelings in my head

CHORUS - repeat

Get it, got it, get it, got it, good
Get it, got it, get it, got it, good
Get it, got it, get it, got it, good
Get it, got it, get it, got it, good
Get it, got it, get it, got it, good
Get it, got it, get it, got it, good

CHORUS - repeat

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