-> "Britney and K-Fed : The Aftermath"
Original Song Title:
"Baby One More Time/Oops! I Did It Again"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Britney and K-Fed : The Aftermath"
The Lyrics
Oh Kevin, Kevin, Oh Kevin Kevin
Oh Kevin,Kevin how was I supposed to know
That you were a husband
Oh Kevin Kevin, I shoulda just let you go
On our honeymoon ,yeah
Now we both now have two babies
But K-Fed you must like go now
oh because
CHORUS
Your laziness has angered me (and now)
You made the couch smell like your pee ( so stinky)
And when Im you with you I lose my mind
This is a sign
Get out Kevin Federline
Oh Kevin Kevin you never helped me cook food
You're too freakin lazy
Our pretty babies they do the same things as you
Eat,sleep and start whinin
You freakin rapper wanna be
Get out K-Fed ,cause you're really F—Ked up now
oh because
You're like white trash, and driving me (crazy)
Ill kick your Mother Nature's Ass out now( if you please)
Shoulda stuck with Justin or Jason
Austin Powers
Or that big Fat Bastard
Oh Kevin,Kevin, kids are on the car I know
Kevin Federline, I shoulda just let you go
I must suggest ,a kick in the ass
Must come from me now
Kevin:
Do you think that Id believe
That you left our kids
With a booster seat
Both:
Hit each other one more time
Britney:
The bags of chips, are on the couch ( i greasy)
Kevin:
We got two kids ,no booster seat? ( you're crazy)
Britney:
I don't care cause I don't hear them whine
Kevin:
Who gives a shit?
Britney:
Not me,Kevin Federline!
Spoken:
Kevin:
Thought so!
I must suggest ( Ill just kick your ass)
Then Ill kick your ass (let's divorce please?)
Kick each other out! (wrinkled your dress?)
Don't you know that we will leave?
But Ill still be here (rapper poser guy)
White trash aint my type
Get the babies in the car!
Kevin:
Hey,least she's not Lindsay Lohan!
*music all of a sudden turns into Oops! I Did It Again*
*a few months later*
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again
Im now married too, another boyfriend
Oh baby
It might seem like a rush
And that does mean Im serious
Came back to all my senses
But look Im now married!
Oh baby, baby
Chorus:
Oops, I married again
Married some white trash, some guy for five hours
Oh baby, baby
Look! I was so in love
Not with that guy George
Ive got my third marriage
You see my problem is this
Im dating away
Ive dated so many boys,now I have to kids
The guys think Im a slut
But just not as much as Lindsay Lohan
Hey I had married K-Fed
Timberlake wasn't for me
Baby, oh
Look! Im married again
But guess what he farts, while watchin the game
Oh baby baby
Yeah! Now I am in love
I own leather gloves
NO NOT K-FED AGAIN!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
All aboard
Guy
Birtney, before you go, don't rbeak up with me 5 hours later
Oh, no I wont, but wait is thisTHE KIDS?!!?!?
Yeah, its our kids
You were supposed to leave them attended while I wwnt to the store
Well,you leavet hem unattended anyways
Oh, no you didn't!
Oops! I didn't tell you who this was
Tell the tabloids right now baby
Oh wait ,they'll find out anyway
Im not that innocent
Spoken by Britney:
No really.Im not
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