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Song Parodies -> "(Bleep) (Bleep) Snakes on a Plane"

Original Song Title:

"Oops!... I Did It Again"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"(Bleep) (Bleep) Snakes on a Plane"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

The (Bleep) (Bleep) part is the censored version of the words uttered in his profane catchphrase from the new movie, which opens Friday. The film's plot is self-explanatory... snakes on a plane. Enjoy my parody!
Sssss... yeah

Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah!
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah!

Sam Jackson's boarding a plane
With 500 snakes, escaped from their cage
Oh baby
It might seem like a joke
Like Bill Shatner's songs, K-Fed, or New Coke
'Cause to sit next to cobras
There's just nothing in it for me
I'm sick of all the...

(Bleep) (Bleep) Snakes on the plane
No beats in my heart, I'm going insane
Oh (Censored) (Censored)
Oops!...One swallowed by gun
How I wish I could ruuuuuun
I'm Samuel L. Jackson

You see my problem is this
There's snakes on a plane
Shouldn't have told you, it's too obvious
Why bring 500 snakes
On an airplane, you fool? I'm jumping the plane
But I don't have a par'chute
Guess they might as well all eat me
(Bleep), oh noooo

(Bleep) (Bleep) snakes on a plane
They slither around, contricting your waist
Oh dogga-gone-it!
Kenan, you got a gun?
But your part is too smaaaall
Now, Armageddon out!

Sam Jackson, yeah yeah yeah
Sam Jackson, snakes on plane

**Samuel L. Jackson**
"[Three syllable profanity]!"

**Kenan Thompson (who has a bit part in the film)**
"Samuel L. Jackson, you cannot go, there's [censored] snakes to deal with here!"

**Samuel L. Jackson**
"I'm Samuel L. Jackson, fool! Hey, wait a minute, what's this...?"

"Uhh... read the title."

**Samuel L. Jackson**
"It's the sequel, More (Censored) Snakes on a (Censored) Plane! What the...?"

"Yeah, Sam, I wrote the script all by myself."

**Samuel L. Jackson**
"I'm gonna stop these..."

(Bleep) (Bleep) snakes on a plane, think my heart
Just stopped. I'm insane, oh baby
Oh, no... So many feet we're aboooove
I'm Samuel L. Jackson

(Bleep) (Bleep) snakes on a plane
I need a new gun, to shoot down the game
I guess you knew that
Oops!...we don't have a store
When the airplane it soooars
I'm such an idiot

(Bleep) (Bleep) snakes on a plane
My heart's skipping beats, they're squeezing my waist
[Unintelligible due to the fact that his voice isn't strong enough to be audible]
[Kenan throws all of the snakes out of Sam's way.]
Kenan saved me, you know
I'm the star of the shooooow
I'm Samuel L. Jacksoooon

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 22

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   18

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Rick C - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Not sure I'd like to be on a plane with snakes on it but, I suppose that would be better than having to listen to the OS again! 555
Agrimorfee - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm all crazy from these (bleepin) Snakes On A Plane! Thanks.555
alvin rhodes - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
love it
2Eagle - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
A worst case scenario since you can't even take a toe nail clip on a plane.
John Barry - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Haven't seen the flick, but who would have to after this. Fives for your vipers.
Jeff Reuben - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice plot recap...probably won't get to see this movie. Well matched with the OS.
The Charnstar - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! Very good stuff, especially for a movie that hasn't been released yet, I congratulate you on that.... Wait... It hasn't come out already in America has it? Moh wells, 5's all round
Stuart McArthur - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I can tell you LOVE that movie, Chris (hasn't reached Australia yet) and that quote, and this paid it good homage - and I loved "Like Bill Shatner's songs, K-Fed, or New Coke" - 555
Michael Pacholek - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I had a feeling there'd be a slew of SOAP parodies, and this might top them all. (Not to be confused with the old sitcom "Soap." I don't think there are any parodies about that show.)
The Charnstar - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) As above.. just it is released yet... I just haven't seen it
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above
Matthias - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
SOAP on a Rope? Heh..... Thissssssssssss wassssssssss ssssssssssssuper!!!!!
Cat - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "It might seem like a joke/Like Bill Shatner's songs, K-Fed, or New Coke"...brilliant! One of your best, Chris, and especially good for making a Britney Spears song seem halfway decent! (but now I'll have the damn thing stuck in my head, grrrrr)
Jack Wilson - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) LOL oh man this ruled, 555!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Slithering of the Month.
Tim Mayfield - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Other than a few errant typos, and a few repetitive thoughts, I thought this was the bomb. Too funny as a Britney Spears song too.
wannabemustangjockey - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pacing is great, OS reminds me why I don't like Britney Spears.
Rick C - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) There's a place in my heart for anyone who spears Britney.
Johnny D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is nuts. In a good way!
bobpiecheese - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) There's only one way to put this: (Censored) good parody, mate! Hey, I'm Australian, aren't I?
Michael McVey - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
'Course one of the snakes is Bratney herself! Very funny, have to throw in another 55 reptiles.--MM
Stuart McArthur - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above - it's now all come and gone downunder, and I still like that "Shatner's songs" line
Kristof Robertson - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Like the movie, you took a lightwieght premise and really sent it for a ride! Well done...555
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
See above...never did get to see the movie. I also like the Shatner song line

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