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Song Parodies -> "Horror"

Original Song Title:

"Stronger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Horror"

Parody Written by:

Billy Bob Joe

The Lyrics

This is another anti-Britney parody of mine. I'm trying to get it across that Twitney (LOL whoever gave her that nickname, rock on) is both a bad singer AND a slut. So why is she still singing??? Does anyone know?
Oh my ears!

Shut up Brit!
You cannot sing a note in tune- no, no
You suck so bad
You're not a good singer- you've never been- YOU SUCK!
Damn straight, I don't think you'll make it- you can't sing...
Because you're...

[CHORUS:]

...Horror! I hate you so
You ain't nothing but a big slut
And listening to your music kills my ears
You are horror!

I never thought that you'd make it- oh, no
Now you're going with the flow
Became the biggest slut ever
You might think you're a good singer, but you're wrong
'Cause you're...

[CHORUS:]

...Horror! I hate you so
You ain't nothing but a big slut
And listening to your music kills my ears
You are horror!

Oh, my ears...
Oh, no...

Here I go, I'm a slut
I don't need no clothes, better off trashy
Here I go, I'm a slut
I don't need no clothes, just some lingerie

Horror! I hate you so
Ain't nothing but a big slut
Listening to your music kills my ears
You are...

[CHORUS:]

Horror! I hate you so
You ain't nothing but a big slut
And listening to your music kills my ears
You are...

Horror! I hate you so
You ain't nothing but a big slut
And listening to your music kills my ears
You are horror!
I know the pacing is a little off, but it gets the point across. Leave a comment and vote! 555 would be nice! Thanks!P.S. I hate Britney, as you can tell

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Pacing: 2.0
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Shelly K - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked it, it's really true. I hope you make more parodies like this.

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