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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not a Man, Not Yet a Woman"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not a Man, Not Yet a Woman"

Parody Written by:

The Deer Hobos

The Lyrics

We all know that Britney Spears used to be a man.
I used to think I had the answers to everything
But now I know I do not want to be a man, no
Feels like I'm caught in the middle of my surgery

I'm not a man, not yet a woman
All I need is time
A doctor that is mine
While I'm in between
I'm not a girl
(I'm not a man)

My parents might get angry
It's time that I learn to face up to this on my own
I've done so much more than you know now
Don't tell me "Don't wear that dress"

I'm not a man, not yet a woman
All I need is time
A doctor that is mine
While I'm in between

I'm still a man
But if you look at me closely
You will see it in my eyes
I'm a girl almost all the way

I'm not a man
(I'm not a man, I like a guy named Kevin)
Not yet a woman
(I'm just trying to find the woman in me, yeah)
All I need is time (All I need)
A doctor that is mine (That is mine)
While I'm in between

I'm not a man, not yet a woman
All I need is time
A doctor that is mine
While I'm in between
I'm not a man, not yet a woman

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 8

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Yet Another Dutchman - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Then Britney and Ciara have so much in common.
Diddims - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Save for the fact that Ciara was born a female and still is a female, however buff or masculine she might seem. This "woman" wears so much makeup that "she" might as well be a drag queen.
Yet Another Dutchman - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I stand corrected, Diddims.
NO! - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
111 I just saw a britney song!
haha - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
oh god is so funny! but you are so stubit too! if your opinion is that is funny...ok.

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