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Song Parodies -> "Ugly (the hollywood nose)"

Original Song Title:

"Lucky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Ugly (the hollywood nose)"

Parody Written by:

MandG

The Lyrics

me and my cousin made this up when we were about 10 years old...we thought it was hilarious at the time...idk how funny you'll find it now but it was a good laughing matter for a looong time.
early morning, she falls out
with a knock, knock, knock on the floor
it's time for piercings, perfect nose
that's what theyre all waitin for
they go
"isn't she ugly, this hollywood boy?"
and they say she's so ugly, she's a fart
but she cry, cry, cries in her empty apartment
thinkin, "if theres nothin missin in my nose
then why do these earrings come at night?"
(('because i ordered them?'))
lost in the toilet, in the pee
but theres no one there to take her out
and the flush is twirlin, and she keeps on whirlin
but tell me, what happens when it plops?
they go
"isnt she ugly, this hollywood boy?"
and they say she's so ugly, she's a fart
but she cry, cry, cries in her empty apartment
thinkin, "if theres nothing missing in my nose
then why do these earrings come at night?"
(('i really didnt buy these!'))
...and the winner is...UGLY!...here we are outside the body piercings hall of fame waiting for Ugly, and OH MY GOD, HERE SHE COMES!...
"isnt she ugly, this hollywood boy?"
she is so ugly, many bad nose jobs
if there is nothing missing in her nose, then why do earrings come at night?
and they say she's so ugly, she's a fart
but she cry, cry, cries in her empty apartment
thinkin, "if theres nothing missing in my nose
then why do these earrings come at night?"

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