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Song Parodies -> "Not Quite A Man Not Quite A Woman"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not a Girl Not yet a Woman"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Not Quite A Man Not Quite A Woman"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

"A city high-flier who controlled assets of more than £1 billion, but now dresses as a woman and does crochet, was found unfit to stand trial yesterday for an alleged £220 million fraud As a fund manager with Morgan Grenfell he earned a basic £100,000 plus bonuses of six figures. Richard Latham, QC, prosecuting, alleged that Young began claiming to hear voices in his head and expressing a burning desire to be a womanHe is alleged to have hidden from his superiors unauthorised multi-million-pound dealings in companies he had set up in Luxembourg. Young, who has grown his dark hair to below his shoulders and wore a pink top, check skirt and high heels in court, was mentally frail"
He had them fooled
They called him a guru a genius
He broke the rules
And their dreams of profit turned into dust
He created a web of cross holdings
And stuffed them with unlisted shares

Not quite a man. Not quite a woman
It is not an excuse
But he was just so confused
Because he was in between

He was naïve
Didn't know that the mob had ramped those shares
He just believed
All their mad crazy hype
About how they could save the world
They had found the holy grail of investing
They could extract crude oil from the sand

Not quite a mannot quite a woman
He was not fit to plead
He doesn't know what he needs
He's just so in between

But the judge .. he looked at him kindly
He could see it in his eyes
He really had to find find his way

He goin crazy he's got nowhere to hide
He can't stop feelin he's a woman inside
He can't do the time
He's losin his mind
Because he's in between

Sometimes a woman
Is he Peter? .. Is he Beth?
Lord knows what a mess
Just so in between

He's not a man
Not yet a woman
No no

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Stuart McArthur - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
next time I conspire to steal 220 million, I'll make sure I have the operation too - just in case I get caught - nice loopyhole, er loophole -555
Geoff Hoskin - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
hahaha good job mate made me fall off my chair even what one would give to hear britney singing that eh?
Phil Alexander - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I'll trust you on the pacing, 'cause I loved the premise so much :-)
martha - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ooh thanks for those nice comments .. I dont deserve to get them cos I haven't been around the site making comments much lately due to other commitments.... am working on my new show which is basically songs from the fund managers' song book.. it will be on September 7th in London... will be posting a new one today...

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