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Song Parodies -> "Britney Is Toxic"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Britney Is Toxic"

Parody Written by:

Josh Bain

The Lyrics

This song is for Danielle, who suggested I slam Britney or Eminem with a song.
Britney can't you see?
You're whiny.
A girl like you should give us warning.
It's dangerous.
Your singing.
There's no escape.
I can't wait,
until you quit.
You sing like S***.
She's dangerous,
we don't love it.

Chorus: She's so high,
looks like a clown.
Hearing this crap,
spins my head round and round.
Britney's washed up now.
With the moving of your lips,
I run and hide.
You're toxic,
I run for cover.
With the sound of your voice,
I lose my lunch.
And you know that it's true,
'cause you know that you're toxic.
And your man don't love you.,
Yes, he just wants your assets.

It's getting old,
you're screwing up.
You took a dive.
Dressed like a slut.
Suddenly, you aren't so pretty.


Second Half Of Chorus

She's singing now,
God take me now.
She's singing now,
God take me now.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 8

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 4   3
 5   2

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Dominic L. - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I got a little confused on the pacing. Also, was pretty funny, but not THAT funny... it was an OK parody. 4's...
Yet Another Dutchman - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
343 Ahh... Britney-bashing just for the sake of the Britney-bashing itself is good enough to make me smile, Josh!
Figgy - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Wooh awesome, she also seemed to be copying gwen stefani in one of her new crap songs the way she made her voice sound...But gwen stefanis sh** now anyway so who cares
some - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hiya thats lank good! also got lost on the pacing. i think you did realy well how old r u and r u single
Josh Bain - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Some..... If you are serious, I am 20 yrs old. Single. and i live in Virginia... Please respond if possible... I look forward to hearing from you... L8R

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