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Song Parodies -> "Bored And Damn Unhappy"

Original Song Title:

"Born To Make You Happy"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Bored And Damn Unhappy"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

This song is all about Britney...hehehe
I'm sitting here alone, up in my room
Thinking in my head what I could do, oh for fun
I'm picking at the lint that's in my hand
Entertainment, I demand
I really didn't know that it was wrong
For me to go and sing my songs

My fans have turned and ran away
And I've been sitting here all day

You don't know how I feel, you broke my heart
I am bored and damn unhappy
Pop music is such a waste of art
I am bored and damn unhappy
Been around forever just to see
What a waste of time it's been
My career went downhill from the start
I am bored and damn unhappy

Fifteen minutes of fame have been and gone
But I ain't gonna stop, I'll carry on, ha ha ha
Just think of this as bittersweet revenge
Fake tan turned my skin orange
The public eye has made me look so bad
And now my fans all think I'm mad

I change my image everyday
Hoping my fans come back to stay

But everyone turns their heads in disgust
I am bored and damn unhappy
What must I try and do to earn their trust
I am bored and damn unhappy
Everybody thinks that I'm a whore
I can't blame them, that's for sure
I always make a scene and cause a fuss
I am bored and damn unhappy

I kill anything I put into words
I always rip off old songs as well
My tour dates are set
But I'm never there
'Cos I'm trying to grow my hair

I was bored and damn unhappy

I think I'm gonna find a new career
I am bored and damn unhappy
Relationships will always end in tears
I am bored and damn unhappy
I wish THAT kiss did not happen that day
'Cos now my fans all think I'm gay
My music just offends the people's ears
I am bored and damn unhappy

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Diddims - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
YESSS! I like this one! This one's for the Britney-haters, that's for sure!
Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Is it my birthday? No, because if it was, you've have done one about Bush, too. But this is good.

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