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Song Parodies -> "Addicted to Juice"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Addicted to Juice"

The Lyrics

Who doesn't love the Kool-Aid jug man?
Baby, can't you see
The jug man has got a brand new flavour coming
It's cherry punch, I love it
There's no escape, I can't wait
I need some juice, baby, give me it
It's fruity mix, I'm lovin' it

Turn around, Kool-Aid man
Gimme a drink from your head so round
Tastes like Mountain Dew

CHORUS
I love the taste on my lips, yeah all around
Is it toxic, really makes me wonder
I can taste all the colors of the rainbow now
I'm addicted to juice, what if Kool-Aid was toxic

And I love what you do, jug man's head is so toxic

It's getting late, I've got a mug
I took a drink from my mama's cup
It's strawberry, it's taking over me

Turn around, Kool-Aid man
Gimme a drink from your head so round
Tastes like Mountain Dew

CHORUS

And I love what you do, jug man's head is so toxic
Too much juice makes your dog sick

Tastes like sour cantaloupe

It's toxic, like Play-Doh fun dough
I taste all the colors of the rainbow now
I'm addicted to juice, what if Kool-Aid was toxic

CHORUS

Intoxicate me now, with lime and berry now
I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now, with sour cherry now
I think I'm ready now

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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2Eagle - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Why no votes so far? This is good. That stuff is safe - it is just colored water with fake flavor. Grow some strawberries.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Minor pacing issues, reasonably funny, good! 444

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