Song Parodies -> Addicted to Juice
| Original Song Title: | "Toxic" |
| Original Performer: | Britney Spears |
| Parody Song Title: | "Addicted to Juice" |
| Parody Written by: | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) |
Who doesn't love the Kool-Aid jug man?
Baby, can't you see
The jug man has got a brand new flavour coming
It's cherry punch, I love it
There's no escape, I can't wait
I need some juice, baby, give me it
It's fruity mix, I'm lovin' it
Turn around, Kool-Aid man
Gimme a drink from your head so round
Tastes like Mountain Dew
CHORUS
I love the taste on my lips, yeah all around
Is it toxic, really makes me wonder
I can taste all the colors of the rainbow now
I'm addicted to juice, what if Kool-Aid was toxic
And I love what you do, jug man's head is so toxic
It's getting late, I've got a mug
I took a drink from my mama's cup
It's strawberry, it's taking over me
Turn around, Kool-Aid man
Gimme a drink from your head so round
Tastes like Mountain Dew
CHORUS
And I love what you do, jug man's head is so toxic
Too much juice makes your dog sick
Tastes like sour cantaloupe
It's toxic, like Play-Doh fun dough
I taste all the colors of the rainbow now
I'm addicted to juice, what if Kool-Aid was toxic
CHORUS
Intoxicate me now, with lime and berry now
I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now, with sour cherry now
I think I'm ready now
The jug man has got a brand new flavour coming
It's cherry punch, I love it
There's no escape, I can't wait
I need some juice, baby, give me it
It's fruity mix, I'm lovin' it
Turn around, Kool-Aid man
Gimme a drink from your head so round
Tastes like Mountain Dew
CHORUS
I love the taste on my lips, yeah all around
Is it toxic, really makes me wonder
I can taste all the colors of the rainbow now
I'm addicted to juice, what if Kool-Aid was toxic
And I love what you do, jug man's head is so toxic
It's getting late, I've got a mug
I took a drink from my mama's cup
It's strawberry, it's taking over me
Turn around, Kool-Aid man
Gimme a drink from your head so round
Tastes like Mountain Dew
CHORUS
And I love what you do, jug man's head is so toxic
Too much juice makes your dog sick
Tastes like sour cantaloupe
It's toxic, like Play-Doh fun dough
I taste all the colors of the rainbow now
I'm addicted to juice, what if Kool-Aid was toxic
CHORUS
Intoxicate me now, with lime and berry now
I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now, with sour cherry now
I think I'm ready now
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Why no votes so far? This is good. That stuff is safe - it is just colored water with fake flavor. Grow some strawberries.
Minor pacing issues, reasonably funny, good! 444
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