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Song Parodies -> "Britney Spearsa"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Britney Spearsa"

Parody Written by:

Ray B.

The Lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen
I got another story to tell
About Mrs. Britney
And how her career has fell
See everyone liked her
She ruled TRL
Then when this bitch got married
She lost it by herself

Now this bitch is talent less (she is)
She ain't worth a cup of piss (I mean it)
All her songs are pitiful (they are)
Now she's fat
She has sucky videos (the truth)
She ain't nobody's role model (FO real)
Can we please let her go? (why?)
Cause she's fat, cause she's fat, cause she's fat.

She's acting like J.Lo
Saying she will not speak
Gaining pounds by the second
But I guess she couldn't see (That's wack)
Now everyone's watching
As she starts to break
She thinks she's Mona Lisa
But did Mona Lisa gain weight?

Now this bitch is talent less (she is)
She ain't worth a cup of piss (I mean it)
All her songs are pitiful (they are)
Now she's fat
She has sucky videos (the truth)
She ain't nobody's role model (FO real)
Can we please let her go? (why?)
Cause she's fat, cause she's fat, cause she's fat.

I'm sorry if this pisses you off----
She's shaking up inside her loft---
Scared the media is gone find her----
Everyone, should we have a moment of silence please?
No? Okay.


Liposuction


Now this bitch is talent less (she is)
She ain't worth a cup of piss (I mean it)
All her songs are pitiful (they are)
Now she's fat
She has sucky videos (the truth)
She ain't nobody's role model (FO real)
Can we please let her go? (why?)
Cause she's fat, cause she's fat, cause she's fat
Now this bitch is talent less (she is)
She ain't worth a cup of piss (I mean it)
All her songs are pitiful (they are)
Now she's fat
She has sucky videos (the truth)
She ain't nobody's role model (FO real)
Can we please let her go? (why?)
Cause she's fat, cause she's fat, cause she's fat
Cause she's fat, cause she's fat.

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Diddims - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I wouldn't lump fat with being bad, but I totally agree that "she ain't worth a cup of piss"! This gal is just nothing!
Steve K. - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I have a feeling it's not the same as the "Mona Lisa" recorded by Nat King Cole.

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