Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Dear Dairy"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Diary"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Dairy"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Dear dairy,
Today I had some joy
And I wondered if I wanted milk today
The butcher was scared away

Dear dairy,
I can't get it off my mind and it scares
me 'cause food's never made me feel this way
No one on the chart makes me hungrier than you do
So dairy, I will devour you

Dear dairy,
Today I saw the other boys
As they walked by, I noticed
they were eating meet
And I wondered
Don't they know they'll kill their hearts?
I tried to tell them, but I could hardly breathe

Should I tell them to eat meat or would that scare them away?
Dairy, tell me what to do,please tell me what to say

Dear dairy,
One touch of the ham
Now I can't wait to eat some more again
I decided--that dairy can take a hike
Dairy, do you feel that you and I are no longer friends?
I've got a feeling you and I will be so much less
Than friends

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   3
 3   1
 4   1
 5   4

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1297