Dear dairy,
Today I had some joy
And I wondered if I wanted milk today
The butcher was scared away

Dear dairy,
I can't get it off my mind and it scares
me 'cause food's never made me feel this way
No one on the chart makes me hungrier than you do
So dairy, I will devour you

Dear dairy,
Today I saw the other boys
As they walked by, I noticed
they were eating meet
And I wondered
Don't they know they'll kill their hearts?
I tried to tell them, but I could hardly breathe

Should I tell them to eat meat or would that scare them away?
Dairy, tell me what to do,please tell me what to say

Dear dairy,
One touch of the ham
Now I can't wait to eat some more again
I decided--that dairy can take a hike
Dairy, do you feel that you and I are no longer friends?
I've got a feeling you and I will be so much less
Than friends