-> "Dear Dairy"
Original Song Title:
"Dear Diary" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Today I had some joy
And I wondered if I wanted milk today
The butcher was scared away
I can't get it off my mind and it scares
me 'cause food's never made me feel this way
No one on the chart makes me hungrier than you do
So dairy, I will devour you
Today I saw the other boys
As they walked by, I noticed
they were eating meet
And I wondered
Don't they know they'll kill their hearts?
I tried to tell them, but I could hardly breathe
Should I tell them to eat meat or would that scare them away?
Dairy, tell me what to do,please tell me what to say
One touch of the ham
Now I can't wait to eat some more again
I decided--that dairy can take a hike
Dairy, do you feel that you and I are no longer friends?
I've got a feeling you and I will be so much less
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