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Song Parodies -> "POOP - I Dumped It Again"

Original Song Title:

"Oops I Did It Again"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"POOP - I Dumped It Again"

Parody Written by:

Poopie Longstocking

The Lyrics

poop poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop poop
I think I'll dump one again, I'm sure it will stink
Like droppings from hens, oh faeces
My bum's steel-like and tough, its muscles are lean, and meaty and rough
And to ooze out brown juices, well that's just so typically me
Get ready - ready -
POOP - I dumped it again
Much more than a fart, it's busting my bum
I'm grunting - grunting -
POOP - poo dropped as I sigh, its aroma I love
I dropped that in my pants
I pee my gallons of piss, they're yellow and bright
They fill up the bowl, and steam with a hiss
My arse hole stretches wide, for a big log's arrived, here comes my brown tide
Now I'm oozing brown juices, which is just so typically me
Faeces, oh,
POOP - I dumped it again
Much more than a fart, it's solid and brown
I'm grunting - grunting -
POOP - poo dropped as I sigh, that feeling I love
I dropped that in my pants
poop poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop poop
Knickers down!
Poopie, before you go, there's something I want you to have
Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this - ?
Yes, yes it is
But I thought the old lady dropped it into the toilet from her end - ?
Well, Poopie, I reached in and pulled it out for you
Oh, you shouldn't have!
POOP - I dumped it again, that's no fart
Bum blasted again, more faeces
POOP - you think that I - hit the commode - but it dropped in my pants

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Total Votes: 22

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John Barry - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoever it is has a real knack for squeezing the most out of the subject.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
The poo parodies are really really really wearing thin, now. Just think of all the other, slightly less disgusting things you could base your parodies on. Come on, don't you think we've had enough?
who gives a crap what my name is - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Umm....please explain to me, Dumb Ass Kid, why do you click on poo parodies and then read them if you find them disgusting and you think you've "had enough" of them? Obviously they hold an irresistible power over you...
some dude - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I think they doo it because it's TWO irresistable.
Red Ant - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Poopie, you may have thought about this already, but to make some good side money, challenge people to a game a Scrabble using only crap related subject matter. I doubt you'd lose. :)
Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
You like talking about excrement. We get the damn joke already! For crying out loud, even Malcolm Higgins varies his topics. And he's still King Crap on this board, as the author of "The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald."
Dumb Ass Kid - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
...good point, WGACWMNI. I suppose in the vague hope that one of them might actually be worth voting for... and did you just defend that sick wierdo?
Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
oh, did i forget to mention that Peppy LongStiffy is actually giving everybody 555 so that they'll also give her 555? If you don't believe me go to 'latest comments' and scroll down. There are a good few examples there
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I say well done for managing to relate so many different songs to your parodying style. And, come on people, if you can't guess from the title that this is another poo parody, why not just move on yourself? With lines like 'I dropped that in my pants' fitting brilliantly with 'I'm not that innocent." 444
Tania - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
U are sick!! What are u?? Poo freak??
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
heh... ok... next, Poopie, you should do Culture Club... "Copro, copro, copro, coprophilia"
Andrew Darwitan - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Stephen aka Step-chan - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Pink Panther - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Tania quote- "U are sick!! What are u?? Poo freak??" I couldn't agree more. This is the most disgusting parody I've ever seen. I was looking through all of PL's parodies to make sure that I could officially hate her, and I can. I'm glad that Poopie Longstocking is dead though, so she can't write any more. If attack parodies were allowed, I'd write a parody about how he/she/it died to the tune of Green Day's "Ha Ha You're Dead".
Mr. Critic - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Pink Panther: I don't know what gender Poopie is/was. It sounds like it could be a female nickname, but that's too presumptuous. Whatever gender Poopie Long Stocking is/was, he/she/it/banjo will always be a bitch. That's for sure.
Pink Panther to Mr. Critic - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh! I forgot to put he/she/it and just put she. Well in one of his/her/its parodies, she wrote, "Many thank-yous from Madame Poopie! Her musical bowels have moved again ---- a fresh loaf is coming soon!" So I assumed he/she/it was a girl. I almost wrote he/she/it/banjo, but what does banjo mean? I don't understand...
Mr. Critic - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, I see where you're comin from now. But still, this "Poopie" thing might just be a gimmick. As for the "Banjo" thing, it's a random object. I suppose I could've put fannypack, or candelabra, or sofa... I got it from some online forum:,6849.195.html

Apparently they were talking about a "robocop."
Pink Panther to Mr. Critic - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Who were they talking about on that forum? Were they talking about Poopie Longdroppings? Because they mentioned something about DAK, which on here stands for the parody author Dumb Ass Kid. Maybe they were, and that's why they mentioned a robocop. That would explain why Poopie Longdroppings is/was such a sicko... he/she/it/banjo is/was a robocop! Maybe he/she/it/banjo malfunctioned because nobody liked his/her/its/banjo's parodies. Okay, I'll shut up now because I haven't got an effing clue what I'm talking about, but I do get the banjo thing now.
Mr. Critic - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Poopie Longstocking and Robocop are mutually exclusive. I do remember seeing a "robocop" floating around, but posts from him hardly made any sense. Robocop was most likely a male, but some (registered) members weren't entirely sure of that. Had nothing to do with Poopie, though. So I thought, hey, if we're not entirely sure of Poopie's gender, then we can tack on a random noun after "he/she/it" (just like they did with Roboflop)! But we know that Poopie is dead now, so he/she/it/whatever is probably burning in hell as we speak! :D

BTW, I am not a registered member on that forum, but I have posted there as a guest, most notably in March 2005, when parodies of this nature got outta hand and I wanted them to cut down. Now, 16 months later, I still don't like poop themed parodies...but they don't bother me as much. Here's the URL for the thread where I protested poop parodies, in case you're interested:,8514.0.html
Pink Panther - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, I get it, so Robocop is similar to Poopie Longstocking. I did check out to URL, but how can we be sure that he/she/it/plant (I'm going to use a different random object to describe PL every time I post a new message) is dead? One thing's for sure though: if Poopie Longstocking is dead, he/she/it/plant is most definitely burning in hell!
Mr. Critic - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
The only way in which they are similar is that they were both idiots.
Pink Panther - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, yeah. That, and almost everyone hates them both.
aoit - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Mind if I cut in?

I have an idea for a parody...does anyone know the song "Bela Lugosi's Dead" by Bauhaus? If so, then someone can make a parody of it entitled "Poopie Longstocking's Dead"! However, there's a chance that it might be construed as an "attack"; but Poopie himself wouldn't care, because he's not alive anymore!
Pink Panther to Aoit - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Aoit, I don't know that song, but I think it's a great idea. I couldn't do it because I don't know the song, but maybe you could do it. Or you could ask Dumb Ass Kid to do it, since he's already written about Poopie before.
aoit to Pink Panther - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't think DAK has been around in a while.
Pink Panther to Aoit - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm... well, I'm a little newer than a lot of the authors on here, so I wouldn't know. Did Poopie literally die, or do you mean "die" as in, he/she/it/banjo just stopped writing parodies? If he/she/it/banjo did literally die, then how do you know? I know this is a stupid question, but I think I lost my brain somewhere.
Mr. Critic - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Pink Panther?? Where have you been? Haven't seen you in ages.
Pink Panther to Mr. Critic - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Likewise! I've been taking a break from writing parodies, but now I'm back and still complaining about my classes. I haven't seen you since late July! So where have *you* been?
aoit - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Do you really want to know the gorey details of Poopie's death? He could have died in a number of ways, you know.

Maybe Mr. Critic knows.
Pink Panther - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I do want to know actually. Hm. Maybe someone hated his/her/its/banjo's parodies a little too much. I haven't been around lately, btw, because I've had a ton of school crap to do. Currently working on a new parody. Something about suing the school district for giving us a ten-page math benchmark.
aoit - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, some troll by the name of Poomaster has taken after this author (by writing a ton of scatological parodies); I wonder if there's any relation.
Eac Zeffron - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not sure as to how Poopie died either. There are theories that he probably choked to death on something; or maybe he just had some uncurable disease.
Pink Panther - June 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, no. WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE SO OBSESSED WITH POOP?!?!?! IS IT REALLY THAT FUNNY AND FASCINATING?!?!?!?!?! No. I don't think so. Well, however he/she/it/banjo died, he/she/it/banjo is dead. For sure. But now there's some other person taking after him/her/it/banjo??? Crap!!!! (No pun intended.)
Eac Zeffron - August 31, 2007 - Report this comment
You talking about Poo Master? Yeah, we had another such troll a few months ago. He hasn't shown up since June or so, which could be considered a good thing.
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not again - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, this is sick...but I would prefer it over the political nonsense any day.

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